"Weird Al" Yankovic - Dont wear those shoes

^GI ^Ddon't ^Gcare if you ^Awreck my car or shave off all my hair ^GYou ^Dcan ^Ggo and ^Arun your vacuum during my favorite ^Bmshow And I'll ^Glet you call up ^Dfolks in Europe ^Ayou don't even ^Bmknow Any^Gthing you want, babe, ^Dif it makes you ^Ahappy

But I'm ^Gbegging you ^Ddown on my ^Gbended ^Dknees Oh, ^Ghoney, ^Dplease don't ^Awear those shoes You can ^Gspend my ^Dmoney, you can ^Gwaste my ^Dtime Baby, ^GI don't ^Dmind, but ^Aplease don't wear those ^Gsh^Doe^As Don't wear those ^Gsh^Doe^As

^GIt's ^Dal^Gright, you can ^Aplay your Twisted Sister every night ^DI ^Asu^Gppose, you can ^Alick the middles out of my ^BmOreos Or start ^Glaughing while you're ^Ddrinking milk so ^Ait comes out your ^Bmnose And you ^Gknow that I'd do ^Danything to ^Aplease you

But I'm ^Gbegging you ^Ddown on my ^Gbended ^Dknees Oh, ^Ghoney, ^Dplease don't ^Awear those shoes You can ^Gspit in my ^Dface in you're ^Gso in^Dclined Baby, ^GI don't ^Dmind, but ^Aplease don't wear those ^Gsh^Doe^Gs ^{D G}Oh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoes I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Aplease don't wear those

^FUse my ^Crazor to shave your ^Glegs or eat ^Dcrackers in bed ^FStomp the ^Cpoodle 'til it's ^Gflat ^FYou can ^Ceven shove a ^Gsix-inch railroad ^Dspike through my head ^FI can ^Clearn to live with ^Athat

But now I'm ^Gbegging you ^Ddown on my ^Gbended ^Dknees Oh, ^Ghoney, ^Dplease, don't ^Awear those shoes You can ^Gwhip me, ^Dbeat me, ^Grob me ^Dblind Baby, ^GI don't ^Dmind, but ^Aplease don't wear those

I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno ^Goh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoes I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoes You can ^Gscratch up my ^Drecords, you can ^Gdrink my ^Dbooze But ^Gbaby, ^Dplease don't ^Awear those shoes You can ^Gmake me an ^Doffer I ^Gcan't ^Drefuse But ^Gdarling, ^Dplease don't ^Awear those shoes You can ^Gplay your ^Dbongos while I'm ^Gtrying to ^Dsnooze But ^Ghoney, ^Dplease don't ^Awear those shoes You can ex^Gpose your^Dself on the ^Gsix o' clock ^Dnews But ^Gplease, ^Dplease don't ^Awear those shoes

I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno ^Goh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoes I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoe I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno ^Goh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoes I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoe I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno ^Goh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoes I said ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, ^Goh, ^Dno, don't ^Awear those shoe