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Standard Tuning EADGBe Intro: |----------------------------------------| |-----12-12-----12-------10-10-----10----| |-9-9-------9-9----9-7-7-------7-7----7--| |----------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------| (x3) |-----------------------12----10----7---5----| |-----------12-12----------12----10---7---5--| |-----11-11-------11-11----------------------| |-9-9----------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------| riff 1: E E D B E E D B E E D B |----------------------------------------------------| |----------------------------------------------------| |-9-9--7-----9-9--7-----9-9--7-----------------------| |-9-9--7-9---9-9--7-9---9-9--7--9--------------------| |-7-7--5-9---7-7--5-9---7-7--5--9---5-4---5-4---4-5--| |--------7----------7-----------7-------7-----7------| riff 2: E A B |----------------------------------------------------------12----10---------------| |-------------------------------------------------------------12----10-12----10---| |-------------------------------------------------------------------------11----9-| |-------------------7-7-7-7---5-7-7-----9-9-9-9---7-9-9---------------------------| |-7--7-7-7---5-7-7----------7--------------------9--------------------------------| |----------7----------------------------------------------------------------------| Verse 1:
EPut down your chainsaw and listen to me it's Gtime for us to join in the fight It's Atime to let your babies grow Cup to be cowboys it's Etime to let the bedbugs bite You better Eput all your eggs in one basket you better Gcount your chickens before they hatch You better Asell some wine Cbefore it's time you better Efind yourself an itch to scratch
Chorus 1:
EYou better squeeze all the DCharmin you can while EMr. Wimpole's not around B D E A B [riff 2] Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan
Verse 2:
ETalk with your mouth full, Gbite the hand that feeds you ABite on more than Cyou can chew, what can you do? EDare to be DstuEpid! ETake some wooden nickles, Glook for Mr. Goodbar AGet your mojo working now I'll show you Chow! You can Edare to be DstuEpid!
Pre-Chorus 2:
AYou can turn the other Bcheek, you can just give up the ship AYou can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a BtipA, E Dare to be stupid! BComeA on and Edare to be stupid, iBt'sA so easy to Edo, Dare to be stupid! BWe'rAe all waEiting for you, Let's go!
[play riff 1] Chorus 2:
It's time to Emake a mountain out of a molehill so Gcan I have a volunteer There's Ano more time for crying Cover spilled milk now it's Etime for crying in your beer Settle Edown, raise a family, join the PTA buy some sGensible shoes and a Chevrolet And Aparty 'till you're broke and they Cdrag you away, it's OK,E you can dare to be sDtupEid
Post-Chorus 2:
AIt's like spitting on a Bfish, it'As like barking up a Btree AIt's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one BfreeA, Dare to be stupid! (yes) BWhy Adon't you,E Dare to be stupid! BIt's Aso easy to do,E Dare to be stupid! BWe're Aall waiting for you,E Dare to be stupid!
Verse 3:
EBurn your candle Gat both ends look a Agift horse in the mouth C [riff 2] Mashed potatoes can be your friends EYou can be a coffee achiever, you can Gsit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver The Afuture's up to you, so Cwhat you gonna do? EDare to be sDtupEid, EDare to be sDtupEid
Outro:
BWhat did I Asay? DEare to be stupid! Tell me, wBhat did I sAay? DaEre to be stupid! BIt's alrighAt, DarEe to be stupid! We can be Bstupid all Anight!E Dare to be stupid! Come on,B join the cArowd, EDare to be stupid! ShoBut it out lAoud! DEare to be stupid! IB can't hearA you, EDare to be stupid! OK, BI can hear Ayou noEw, Dare to be stupid! Let's go, BDare to be AstupidE! Dare to be stupid! BDare to be AstupidE! Dare to be stupid! BDare to be AstupidE! Dare to be stupid! BDare to be AstupidE! Dare to be stupid!
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