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song: Constipated Artist: Weird Al Yankovic tabber: Afrosam this is my acoustic version of the song. It doesnt sound exactly the same as the song, i thing there in a lower tuning. this song sounds best played in bar chords Intro :
Dm Uh huh F Cextra cheese
Dm Uh huh F Csave a peice for me
Verse:
Fpizza, party at your house Dmi went, just to check it out Bbnineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone came Fjust us eating all alown Dmyou said take the pizza home Bbno sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i faced
PRECHORUS
Bbpizza all day, and every day Dmcheese round the clock, its getting me blocked Bband i sure dont care, for irregularities C (let it ring) tell me
CHORUS:
DmWhy'd you have to and make me Bbso constipated F Ccouse right now id do Dmanything at all to get my boBbwles evacuated F Cin the bathroom Dmand i sit, and i wait,Bb and i strain and i sweFat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh, Gm Bb (let it ring) should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no Verse 2:
Fi was, feeling pretty down Dmtill my, girlfriend came around Bbwere just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta say Fin fact, i just thought i might Dmpop the, question there that night Bbi was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is me
PRECHORUS
Bbwho would have guest, her family crest Dmi suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh Bband sun of a gun, its just like the one on me C (let it ring) tell me
CHORUS:
Dmhow was i supposed to know thaBbt we were both reFlated Cbelive me if i Dmnew she was my cousin we nevBber would have datedF Cwhat to do now Dmshould i go ahead and Bbpropose and get hFitched, and have kids withC eleven toes Gm Bb (let it ring) and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated
No no no
FNo no (no no) DmNo no (no no) BbNo No (no no) CNo...
Verse3:
Fi had, so much on my mind Dmi thought, maybe id unwind Bbtry out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guide
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Bbsaid not to stand, but thats a demand Dmthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet Bband stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see C (let it ring) tell me
CHORUS:
Dmwhy'd i have to go and get mysBbelf decapitated F Cthis really is a Dmmajor inconvenience oh man iBb really hate it F Csuch a drag now Dmi cant eat, i cant breBbath, i cant snore i cant beFlch or yodell any more, caCnt Gm Bb (let it ring) spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
oh no
Dmwhy'd i have to go and myself Bball mutilated F Ci gotta tell you Dmlife without a head kinda maBbkes me irritated F Cwhat a bummer Dmi cant blink, i cant cBbough, i cant sneeze but my neFck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze now Gm Bb (let it ring) ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated
No no no Ta Ta i love you all!