Tuning: E A D G B E

Standard Tuning EADGBe Style parody of the White Stripes [Intro] D E B e|-------------------------------------19^-| B|-----------------------------------------| G|----8---9p8-----6---7p6----7--9----------| D|-9----9------7----7-----7--7--9--9-------| A|---------------------------5--7--9-------| E|---------------------------------7-------| B D A A A B D B e|--------------------------------------| B|----------------------3---------------| G|-4--7--------4--------2----4----------| D|-4--7--7-7-7-4--------0----4--2-3-2-0-| A|-2--5--7-7-7-2-----------0-2----------| E|-------5-5-5----5-4-2-----------------| [Verse 1]

^BCharles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man, the kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood ^B8 foot tall, wore glasses, and he had a third nipple on the back of his neck ^BHe ate his own ^Dweight in coal, and exc^Areted diamonds every day ^BHe could throw you down a f^Dlight of stairs, but you s^Atill would love him any^Bway Yeah, you ^Eknow you'd love him a^Dnyway^B.... ^B ^B ^B ^B ^A ^A ^A ^D ^D ^D ^D ^A ^A ^A ^B ^B ^B

[Verse 2]

^BCharles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with two flat tires and a missin' chain ^BHe trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry, I'm tellin' you the man was insane ^BHe could rip out your ^Dbeatin' heart and show it ^Ato you right before you died ^BEvery day he'd make the ^Dhost of Match Game ^Agive him a piggyback r^Bide, Yeah! a ^Etwo-hour p^Diggyback ^Bride, Giddyup Gene!.^B..^B. ^B ^B ^A ^A ^A ^D ^D ^D ^D ^A ^A ^A ^B ^B ^B

[Bridge]

^EA Ninja Warrior Master Of Disguise, he could ^Dmelt your brain with his laser beam eyes, ^BOh^B y^Bea^Bh,^B O^Bh ^Byeah He had his ^Every own line at the DMV, he made ^Dsweet, sweet love to a manatee, Oh yeah^F# ^E ^C# ^B ^A# ^G# ^F# ^E

Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya... [Verse 3]

^BCharles Nelson Reilly sold his toenail clippings as a potent aphrodisiac ^BHe ran a four minute mile blindfolded with an engine block strapped to his back ^BHe could eat more f^Drozen waffles than ^Aany other man I know ^BOnce he fell off the C^Dhrysler building and he b^Aarely even stubbed his ^Btoe Had a ^Etiny little sc^Dratch on his ^Btoe, didn't even hurt!...^B. ^B ^B ^B ^A ^A ^A ^D ^D ^D ^D ^A ^A ^A ^B ^B ^B

[Verse 4]

^BCharles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion, but he never ever told a soul ^BI've seen the man unhinge his jaw and swallow a Volkswagen whole ^BHe'd bash your face in ^Dwith a shovel if you d^Aidn't treat him like a star Cause you can ^Bspit in the wind or tug on ^DSuperman's cape, but ^Alord knows you just don't mess around with CNR!

^B ^B ^B ^B ^A ^A ^A ^D ^D ^D ^D ^A ^A ^A ^B ^B ^BNo No No! ^B ^B ^B ^B ^A ^A ^A ^D ^D ^D ^D ^A ^A ^A ^B ^B ^BTalkin' 'bout CNR! ^B ^B ^B ^B ^A ^A ^A ^D ^D ^D ^D ^A ^A ^A ^B ^B ^BOhhhh! B B B B A A A D D A A B

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