"Weird Al" Yankovic - Cavity search

^EbListening to the muzak, hearin' people scream ^EbSittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines With a t^Aboothache This is ^Gbit pal, root ca^Ebnal My ^Ebmolars are impacted, I'm gettin' gum disease I'm ^Ebgonna need some fillings, got twelve cavities Can you h^Abelp me? Have m^Gbercy, doc^Ebtor please

^{Bb Ab} My ^Eteeth are a fr^Gbight ^{Bb Ab} Got a h^Euge over^Gbbite ^Bb N^Abumb me ^{E Gb}Drill me ^Bb F^Abloss me ^{E Gb}Bill me ^Eb

You ^Ebjab at my nerve endings, it's driving me insane Just ^Ebgive me nitrous oxide, shoot me up with Novocaine Help me ^About here, 'cause ^GbI'm in severe ^Eb Pain

^{Bb Ab} Please ^Estop for a b^Gbit ^{Bb Ab} Now let me ^Erinse and sp^Gbit ^Bb N^Abumb me ^{E Gb}Drill me ^Bb F^Abloss me ^{E Gb}Bill me ^Eb

You ^Ebvalidate my parking, I think that I'm okay But you ^Ebmake one more appointment for a week from Saturday 'Cause you c^Abame upon A little p^Gbroblem on my ^Ebx-ray Oy vey

^{Bb Ab} It's ^Egetting ab^Gbsurd ^{Bb Ab} Well, I ^Ehope I'm in^Gbsured now ^Bb N^Abumb me ^{E Gb}Drill me ^Bb F^Abloss me ^{E Gb}Bill m^Ebe