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Cat's in the Kettle Words by Weird Al Yankovic music by Harry Chapin (capo 8th fret) opening riff A Asus2 Asus4 Asus2 Em/A e|---0-0-----|-2p0-----------|-------------|------| B|-----------|-----0---3-----|-0-------0---|----0-| G|-2-----2-2-|-------2---2-2-|-----2-----2-|-0----| D|---2-2-2---|-2---------2---|---2---------|----2-| A|-0---------|---------0-----|-0-----0-----|-0----| E|-----------|---------------|-------------|------| A e|--------------|--------------|--------------|--------------| B|--------------|--------------|--------------|--------------| G|-2-2-2----2-2-|-2-2-2----2-2-|-2-2-2----2-2-|-2-2-2----2-2-| D|---2------2---|---2------2---|---2------2---|---2------2---| A|-0------------|-0------------|-0------------|-0------------| E|-------0------|-------0------|-------0------|-------0------|
DidA you ever think when yoCu eat Chinese It Dain't pork or chicken butA a fat Siamese But the Afood tastes great so you Cdon't complain But tDhat's not chicken in your cAhicken chow mein GSeems toG/F# me I ordered sweet aG/End sour pork G/DBut GarfiCeld's on myEm/B fork A He'sC purring here oEm/Bn my forAk
Chorus:
There's Aa cat in the kettle at the PGeking Moon The Cplace that I eat every dDay at noon AThey can feed you cat and you'll Gnever Cknow Once they Em/Bwrap it Aup in Cdough boys WrapC it up Em/Bcrisp in dAough
-opening riff- Chow Lin asked if I wanted more As he's dialing up his buddy at the old pet store I said not today I lost my appetite There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two When I swear I heard it mew boys And that is when I knew Chorus2: There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I guess I gotta stop eatin' there at noon They say that it's beef or fish or pork But it's purring there on my fork There's a hair ball on my fork -opening riff-