Weird Al Yankovic - "Canadian Idiot" From: Straight Outta Linwood Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day Tabbed By: Joel Polkinghorne http://www.sbjproductions.net INTRO: A D G D A G (x4) VERSE: (no chords) Don't want to be A Canadian idiot. A D G D A G (no chords) Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. A D G D A G (no chords) and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ' A D G D A G (no chords) I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed". A D G D A G Chorus:

^DThey all live on donuts and moose meat ^Aand they leave the house without packin' heat

^Enever even bring their guns t^Ao the mall ^Dand you know what else is too funny

^Atheir stupid monopoly money ^Ecan't take 'em seriously at...

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^AVe^Drs^Ge ^D2:^A ^G (no chords) Well maple syrup and snow's what they export (A D G D A G)

(no chords) they treat curling just like it's A real sport (A D G D A G) (no chords) they think their silly accent is so cute (A D G D A G) (no chords) can't understand A thing they're talking aboot (A D G D A G) Chorus:

^Dsure they got their national health care ^Acheaper meds low crime rates and clean air

^Ethen again well they got cel^Aine dion ^Deat their weight in kraft macaroni

^Aand dream of driving a zamboni ^Eall over saskatchewan

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^D(IN^ATRO^E) ^A Verse: (Chords same as intro)

Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius

^Absee t^C#he ma^F#p the^C#y're^Ab hove^F#ring right over us (no chords) tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous

Chorus:

^Dalways hear the same kind of story ^Abreak their nose and they'll just say sorry

^Etell me what kind of freaks ^Aare that polite ^DIt's gotta mean they're all up to something

^Aso quick before they see it coming ^Etime for a pre-emptive strike

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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Canadian idiot