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Callin' In Sick "Weird Al" Yankovic ==================== (subtle bass and guitar with minimal drums [ie. closed hi-hat])
E HiCt my snooGze alAarm fCor Bthe 27th time E JuCst Gdon'At feeCl like gBoing to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm A BGonna hacCk and Dcough aAnd wheeze BSwear IC've got Dsome strange disease AWhat's tBhat littCle twerp gDonna say' Hey...
(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
E IC'mC callinG' in sick tAoday E CCalClinG' in siAck today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp" I could sit and count my hair I could burp my Tupperware I'm not busy now anyway. Hey.......... (Chorus)
E IC'mC callinG' in sick tAoday E CCalClinG' in siAck today E ACinC't Ggoing to Awork, no way E CCalClinG' in siAck toGday
(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
B IA caBn do anyAthing I want to B I Aam inBvinciAble now B AI'm on Bfire,A baby I'm Balive, I'Dm alive, can you hear me, world' EI'm alive!
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint When I'm sick of takin' abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom's just seven digits away. Hey... (Chorus)
E IC'mC callinG' in sick tAoday E CCalClinG' in siAck today E ACinC't Ggoing to woArk, no way E CCalClinG' in siAck toGday B B B A A A G G F# D E (hold on E)
Little Riff they play in the chorus e ------------------------------------| B -------0-0--------------------------| G ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------| D -2-------------2-----2-2------------| A ------------------------------------| E ------------------------------------|