"Weird Al" Yankovic - Angry white boy polka

^N.C.Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort ^Cm Suffocation: ^Bb no breathing. ^AbDon't give a (whoop) if I ^Gmcut my arms ^Bbbleeding ^{Cm Bb Ab} This is my ^Gmlast res^Bbort ^{Cm Bb Ab Gm Bb} Cause I'm ^Cmlosing my sight ^Ablosing my mind. ^BbWish somebody would tell me I'm fine ^CmLosing my sight ^Ablosing my mind. ^BbWish somebody would tell me I'm fine ^CmNothing's al^Abright. ^EbNothing is ^Gmfine. ^Cm I'm ^Abrunning and I'm ^Ebcry---^Gming ^CmUguh uguh uguh uguh ^Guguh uguh ^Cmuguh ^D

^GmWake up (wake up), grab a brush and put a little ^Dmakeup Hide the scars to fade away the s^Gmhake up (hide the scars to fade away the shake up) Why'd you leave the keys up on the ^Dtable? Here you go creating another ^Gmfable (you wanted to) Grab a brush and put on a little ^Dmakeup (you wanted to) Hide the scars to fade away the ^Gmshake up (you wanted to) Why'd you leave the keys up on the ^Dtable? (you wanted to) I don't think you t^Gmrust ^Cmin ^Fmy ^Ebself-righteous sui^Gmcide ^CmI ^Fcry when ^Ebangels deserve to ^Gdie die die, da-da-die die die die. ^N.C.HEY!

^CmI'm gonna get fre^Bbe, ^CmI'm gonna get free^{Bb Cm}I'm gonna get free, ^Bbride in^Fto the sun ^CmShe never loved me^Bb, ^Cmshe never loved me^Bb, ^CmShe never loved me, ^Bbwhy would ^Fanyone? ^CCome here, come here, come here: ^F I'll take your ^Ebphoto for ya ^CCome here, come here, come here: ^F Drive you a^Ebround the corner ^CCome here, come here, come here: ^F You know you ^Ebreally oughta ^CCome here, come here, come here: ^F Move outta ^EbCalifornia!

^CDo what I ^Bbwant cause I ^Ebcan and if I ^Abdon't because I ^Cwanna ^{Bb Eb Ab C} Be ig^Bbnored by the ^Ebstiff and the ^Abbored because I'm ^Cgonna.^{Bb Eb Ab F} Hate to say I told you so, alright! ^{C Bb Eb Ab} F N.C. Do believe I told you so-------------! Now it's all out and you ^Cknew^Bb. ^Eb Cause I ^Abwanted ^Cto ^{G C}

^AFell in love with a ^Ggirl I ^Cfell in love at once and alm^Dost completely ^AShe's in love with the w^Gorld But some^Ctimes these feelings can be ^Dso misleading ^E Can't think of any^Gthing to do, yeah My ^Cleft brain knows that all ^Dlove is fleeting ^E She's just looking for ^Gsomething new, yeah I ^Esaid it once before but it bears repeating now

(doo-wah) ^B (ooh ooh) (shoob-e-doo-wah) Last night she said ^C#m(oooo---- feel so down) "Oh, Baby, don't you feel so down (^F#ooooo-- you turn me off) (^D#mfeel left ^C#mout) Oh, when you turn me off when I feel left out" ^B (what'd ya do?) (right around) So I, well I turned around; (oooh ^C#moooooh gonna be alright) Oh, baby gonna be alright ^F# (big ol' lie!) (^D#mleft that ^C#mnight) It was a great big lie 'cause I left that night, yeah.

^D Get up, come on get ^Fdown with the sickness ^D Get up, come on get ^Fdown with the sickness ^D Get up, come on get ^Fdown with the sickness ^DOpen up your ^Ghate and let it flow into me ^D Get up, come on get ^Fdown with the sickness You ^Dmother get up, come on get ^Fdown with the sickness ^D Get up! Come on get d^Fown with the sickness ^DMadness is the ^Ggift that has been given to me ^{D A}

^F We're the ^Drenegades of funk We're the renegades of funk ^F We're the ^Drenegades of funk We're the ^Arenegades of ^Dfunk ^G

^C This time I'm 'a let it all come out ^G# This time I'm 'a ^D#stand up and shout ^C I'm 'a do things my way It's ^G#my way. My ^D#way, or the highway ^C This time I'm 'a let it all come out ^G# This time I'm 'a ^D#stand up and shout ^C I'm 'a do things my way It's ^G#my way. (^N.C.BEEP BEEP) or the highway! ^{C G}

But I'm on the ^Coutside and I'm looking ^Ebin I can see ^Bbthrough you: see your true ^Fcolors 'Cause inside you're ^Cugly. Ugly like ^Ebme I can see ^Bbthrough you: see to the ^Freal you

^N.C.Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie. ^GBawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie.

^Am (whep^G-wahh) We are we are the youth of the nation ^Am (whep^G-wahh) We are we are the youth of the nation ^Am (whep^G-wahh) We are we are the youth of the nation ^A We are the ^Eyouth of the ^Anation! HEY!

'Cause I^Am'm Slim Shady, yes ^DmI'm the real Shady All you ^Cother Slim Shadys are ^E7just imitating So ^Amwon't the real Slim Shady ^Dmplease stand up, ^Cplease stand up, ^E7please stand up? 'Cause I^Am'm Slim Shady, yes ^DmI'm the real Shady All you ^Cother Slim Shadys are ^E7just imitating So ^Amwon't the real Slim Shady ^Dmplease please ^E7please stand ^Aup, B E N.C. Slim Shady won't you please--------- ^A (stand up ^DShady) ^A (stand up ^DShady) ^A (stand up ^DShady) (stand up) (stand up) Stand up!-------------------------------------------------------------------------- ^AShady won't you please stand up? HEY! ^E(Da-da da da-da ^Adun)