"Weird Al" Yankovic - A complicated song

^Am Uh huh ^{C G}extra cheese ^Am Uh huh ^{C G}save a peice for me

^Cpizza, party at your house ^Ami went, just to check it out ^Fnineteen extra larges,^G what a shame knowone came ^Cjust us eating all alown ^Amyou said take the pizza home ^Fno sence letting all thi^Gs go to to waste so then i faced

^Fpizza all day, and every day ^Amcheese round the clock, its getting me blocked ^Fand i sure dont care, for irregularities C (let it ring) tell me

^AmWhy'd you have to and make me ^Fso constipated ^{C G}couse right now id do ^Amanything at all to get my bo^Fwles evacuated ^{C G}in the bathroom ^Amand i sit, and i wait,^F and i strain and i swe^Cat, and i clench and i fee^Gl the pain oh, Gm Bb (let it ring) should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated

^Ci was, feeling pretty down ^Amtill my, girlfriend came around ^Fwere just, so alike in every ^Gway, ive gotta say ^Cin fact, i just thought i might ^Ampop the, question there that night ^Fi was, kissing her so tender^Gly, but woe is me

^Fwho would have guest, her family crest ^Ami suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh ^Fand sun of a gun, its just like the one on me C (let it ring) tell me

^Amhow was i supposed to know tha^Ft we were both r^Celated ^Gbelive me if i ^Amnew she was my cousin we nev^Fer would have date^Cd ^Gwhat to do now ^Amshould i go ahead and ^Fpropose and get h^Citched, and have kids with^G eleven toes Gm Bb (let it ring) and move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tollerated

^CNo no (no no) ^AmNo no (no no) ^FNo No (no no) ^GNo...

^Ci had, so much on my mind ^Ami thought, maybe id unwind ^Ftry out that new rolle^Gr coaster ride, and the guide

^Fsaid not to stand, but thats a demand ^Amthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet ^Fand stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see C (let it ring) tell me

^Amwhy'd i have to go and get mys^Felf decapitated ^{C G}this really is a ^Ammajor inconvenience oh man i^F really hate it ^{C G}such a drag now ^Ami cant eat, i cant bre^Fath, i cant snore i cant be^Clch or yodell any more, ca^Gnt Gm Bb (let it ring) spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated

^Amwhy'd i have to go and myself ^Fall mutilated ^{C G}i gotta tell you ^Amlife without a head kinda ma^Fkes me irritated ^{C G}what a bummer ^Ami cant blink, i cant c^Fough, i cant sneeze but my ne^Cck is enjoyng a pleasant b^Greeze now Gm Bb (let it ring) ive never been the same since my head and me were seperated No no no