Weezer - The greatest man that ever lived

You ^Abtry to play it cool like you just don't care But ^Absoon I'll be playing in your underwear ^AbI'm like a mage with the magic spell You ^Abcome like a dog when I ring your bell ^AbI got the money and ^CmI got the fame ^DbYou've got the hots to ^Abride on my plane You've ^Ebgiven me all that ^CmI desire Cuz ^Abdown with me I'm taking you higher

^Ab I'm baddest^Eb/G of the bad ^Db I'm the best that ^Abyou've ever had ^Eb I'm the tops^Bbm I'm the king ^Eb All the girls get ^Dbup when I sing ^Ab I'm the meanest ^Eb/G in the place ^Db Step up I'll ^Abmess with your face ^Eb I don't care^Cm where you are ^Db Look up and ^Abfollow this star

^Ab I^{Eb/G Db} I'm gonna ^Abtear down the ^Ebwall^{Bbm Eb} I may not ^Dbbe here when you ^Abcall^{Eb/G Db} So best be ^Abgiving me your ^Eball^{Bbm Eb} oo ^Dbhoo

^AbAfter the ^Cmhavoc ^Dbthat I'm gonna ^Abwreak ^EbNo more words will ^Bbmcritics have to speak ^AbI've got the ^Cmanswers ^DbTo the tangled ^Abknot S^Ebleep tight ^Cmin your ^Dbcot^Ab

^AbOh ^Eb/Gbaby ^Db I've been told that ^AbI'm going crazy ^Eb Oh ^Bbmbaby well ^EbI can't be held ^Dbdown ^Ab Oh ^Eb/Gbaby ^Db somehow I'm ^Abkeeping it steady ^Eb Oh ^Cmbaby I'm ^Dbtearing up this ^Abtown

^Ab Hey^Eb/G this is ^Dbwhat I ^Ablike ^Eb Cut my ^Cmheart with a ^Dbmartyr's s^Abpike ^Ab Hey^Eb/G this is ^Dbnothing ^Abnew ^Eb I've got ^Cmmore than e^Dbnough for ^Abyou

^Ab I can take on anybody ^Db I can do my ^Abthing ^Eb I don't want to^Ab hurt nobody But a ^Cbee has got to s^Fmting ^Bbm I'mma fix it if you mix it ^Ebup hoo hoo ^Bbm Talk smack and I'm a gonna shut you ^Ebup hoo hoo

^AbI am the ^Eb/Ggreatest ^Dbman that ever ^Ablived ^EbI was ^Cmborn to ^Dbgive^{Ab Ab}I am the ^Eb/Ggreatest ^Dbman that ever ^Ablived Oh ^Ebradi^Cmoac^Dbtive^Ab

^Ab Somebody said all the ^Eb/Gworld is a stage and each of us is a ^Dbplayer That's what I've been ^Abtrying to tell you In act ^Abone I was struggling to sur^Eb/Gvive Nobody wanted my action ^Dbdead or alive In act ^Abtwo I hit the big time and ^Abbodies be all up on my be^Eb/Ghind And I can't help my^Dbself cuz I was born to shine^Ab If you don't like it you can ^Abshove it But you don't ^Eb/Glike it you love it So I'll be up ^Dbhere in a rage until they put the ^Abcurtain down on the stage

^AbI am the ^Eb/Ggreatest ^Bbmman that ^Ebever ^Dblived^{Eb Fm Eb/G Ab Eb/G Ab}I am the greatest ^Ebman that ever ^Ablived^{Ab Ab Ab Ab Ab Ab Ab}I am the greatest ^Ebman that ever ^Ablived^{Ab Ab Ab Ab Ab Ab}

^AbI am the ^Cmgreatest ^Dbman that ever ^Ablived ^EbI was born to give and give and ^Dbgive ^AbI am the ^Cmgreatest ^Dbman that ever ^Ablived ^AbRadi^Cmoac^Eb di^Cmoac^Eb di^Cmoac^Eb di^Cmoac ^AbI am the ^Cmgreatest ^Dbman that ever ^Ablived ^EbI was ^Cmborn to ^Dbgive^{Db Db Db} Hope^{Ab Ab}