Tuning: E A D G B E

Verse Chorus ----------- ----------- E5 022xxx A 57765x A5 577xxx F#m 24422x F#5 244xxx C# 46654x [Intro] E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 E5 A5 F#5 A5 [Verse 1]

^E5Hark now ^A5hear a ^F#5man is ^A5calling ^E5Looking ^A5for a ^F#5story ^A5line ^E5Go a^A5long just ^F#5for the ^A5effort ^E5I went a^A5long just ^F#5for a ^A5good time ^E5 It doesn't ^A5look like ^F#5it would ^A5kill you ^E5 But it do^A5esn't ^F#5really ^A5thrill you ^E5 ^A5 It looked ^F#5candid ^A5 ^E5 ^A5 ^F#5 But he ^A5planned it

[Verse 2]

^E5 I'm the ^A5shortest ^F#5line to the ^A5upper crust ^E5 I'm the ^A5only ^F#5lying ^A5one to trust ^E5What's the ^A5message ^F#5for the ^A5wreckers ^E5Please? ^A5 ^F#5 ^A5 ^E5 It doesn't ^A5seem like ^F#5it will ^A5make you ^E5That much ^A5closer ^F#5to a ^A5breakthrough ^E5 ^A5 It is ^F#5splendid ^A5 It’s ^E5oppor^A5tunity ^F#5misrepre^A5sented

[Chorus 1]

^A ^A ^AAnd you with the ^F#mflashlight ^A ^A ^AUnder ^F#myour chin ^A ^A ^AYou may wear the ^F#mpants but ^C#I ^A ^N.C.The grin

[Verse 3]

^E5Hark now ^A5hear a ^F#5man is ^A5calling ^E5Looking ^A5for a ^F#5story ^A5line ^E5I went a^A5long just ^F#5for the ^A5effort ^E5I went a^A5long just ^F#5for a ^A5good time ^E5 It didn't ^A5look like ^F#5he would ^A5bend it ^E5 When ^A5I de^F#5cided to ^A5lend it ^E5Out,^A5 was it ^F#5candid?^A5 ^E5 ^A5 Did ^F#5he-- ^A5plan it?

[Chorus 2]

^A ^A ^AAnd you with the ^F#mflashlight ^A ^A ^AUnder ^F#myour chin ^A ^A ^AYou may wear the ^F#mpants but ^C#I ^A ^N.C.The grin

[Outro]

^E5Every^A5body ^F#5thinks it's a ^A5holiday E5 A5 F#5 A5 ^E5Every^A5body ^F#5thinks it's a ^A5holiday E5 A5 F#5 A5 ^E5Every^A5body ^F#5thinks it's a ^A5holiday E5 A5 F#5 A5 ^E5Every^A5body ^F#5thinks it's a ^A5holiday E5 A5 F#5 A5

Weeping Tile - The grin