Ween - The blarney stone

^FGet off my ^Fass you ^Fwee bitty ^Ffuck If I ^Fpull out the ^Fclaymore you're ^Cshit outta ^Fluck ^FWho's that ^Fgirl, that ^Fpretty young ^Fthing ^FAfter I ^Ffuck her she'll ^Cget up and ^Fsing

^FAye ^Dmaye ^Caye ^{C F}Sharpen your ^Fboot, and ^Cbludgeon your ^Feye ^FAye ^Dmaye ^Caye ^C The ^FBlarney ^FStone brings a ^Ctear to me ^Feye

^FDown to the ^Fpub for a ^Ftwo shilling ^Fale The ^Fbread on the ^Fcounter is ^Cgoing ^Fstale If ^FI don't ^Fget some ^Ffresh bread ^Fsoon Gonna ^Fpunch you in your ^Fface and ^Cbark at the ^Fmoon

^FAye ^Dmaye ^Caye ^{C F}Sharpen your ^Fboot, and ^Cbludgeon your ^Feye ^FAye ^Dmaye ^Caye ^C The ^FBlarney ^FStone brings a ^Ctear to me ^Feye

Ain't ^Fgot no ^Fgirl 'cause I ^Fhaven't the ^Ftime Got ^Ftoo many ^Fother ^Cthings on me ^Fmind ^FPatty was ^Fnice she was ^Fpale and ^Fcute But I ^Fthrew her a^Fway like an ^Cold piece of ^Ffruit

^FAye ^Dmaye ^Caye ^{C F}Sharpen your ^Fboot, and ^Cbludgeon your ^Feye ^FAye ^Dmaye ^Caye ^C The ^FBlarney ^FStone brings a ^Ctear to me ^Feye

Got ^Fooze in my ^Fpores my ^Ffeet are all ^Fwet Got ^Fmold in my ^Fears but ^CI ain't dead ^Fyet Got ^Fstones in me ^Fbladder got a ^Fcrack in me ^Fhead When ^FPatty starts ^Fcrying ^Cthis is what I ^Fsaid

^FAye ^Dmaye ^Caye ^{C F}Sharpen your ^Fboot, and ^Cbludgeon your ^Feye ^FAye ^Dmaye ^Caye ^C The ^FBlarney ^FStone brings a ^Ctear to me ^Feye