Ween - Mononucleosis

When you ^Ccame into the ^FPod You told me ^Cthat something was ^Gwrong Said you wasn't ^Fhaving no more ^Cfun And you ^Fwant to lick the ^Csun Couldn't say ^Fit was any ^Cfun Oh ^A#duuuuuuuu^Gude

^CNow you're on the ^Fcouch You can't even ^Cmove your fucking ^Ghead Tell me that you ^Fwish you was ^Cdead Dude I really ^Fdon't wish you was ^Cdead Better stay ^Fin your sweaty mucus ^Cbed Oh ^A#duuuuuuuu^Gude

^CCan't have a ^Fsmoke Can't even ^Cenjoy a little ^Gbrew What the hell's my ^Fbuggy gonna ^Cdo' Can't even ^Fpet the horses in the z^Coo Little miss ^FBandy's in this to^Co Oh ^A#duuuuuuuu^Gude