Tuning: E A D G B E

Ween - Mister Richard Smoker [Intro]

^C Doodley baboo ^Dm Doodley baboo ^F Doodley baboo ^Gbow

[Verse 1]

^CMister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker ^CChardonnay and cocaine in the ^Cspa^A/C# ^Dm ^G ^GCigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth To^Gnight we'll tango in the street ^FYou eat ^Gdark meat

[Verse 2]

^CMister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker To^Cnight you're gonna let it all hang ^Cout^A/C# ^Dm ^G ^GPantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes To^Gnight we'll tango in the street ^FYou eat ^Gdark meat

[Interlude]

^C Doodley baboo ^Dm Doodley baboo ^F Doodley baboo ^Gbow

[Guitar and piano solo] C C C A/C# Dm G G G F G [Slide guitar and fiddle solo] C C C A/C# Dm G G G F G [Trumpet and clarinet solo] C C C A/C# Dm G G

^G ^FYou e^Gat dark meat [Interlude] ^C Doodley baboo ^Dm Doodley baboo ^F Doodley baboo ^Gbow

[Verse 3]

^CMister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker ^CCognac and black coffee with the ^Cboys^A/C# ^Dm ^G ^GDancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound Your ^Ghands are wet, your hair is slick ^FYou smoke ^Gbig dick

[Verse 4]

^CMister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker ^CBruce and Jeff will pick you up at ^Cten^A/C# ^Dm ^G ^GGoing out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty To^Gnight we'll tango in the street ^FYou eat ^Gdark meat

[Modulation outro]

^C Doodley baboo ^Dm Doodley baboo ^F Doodley baboo ^Gbow ^D Doodley baboo ^Em Doodley baboo ^G Doodley baboo ^Abow ^E Doodley baboo ^F#m Doodley baboo ^A Doodley baboo ^Bbow ^F# Doodley baboo ^G#m Doodley baboo ^B Doodley baboo ^C#bow

Ween - Mister richard smoker