Waylon Jennings - Cut the mustard

It was a ^Csunny ^GSunday a^Ffternoo^Gn, Miss D^Colly was a ^Ghaving a ^Fbar- b- q^Gue And ^CI just ha^Gppened to be e^Fasily strolling^G by (my,^C my, ^Gwhat a^F strol^Glin' guy) She hollered ^C"Mel come^G in, ^Fhave a tas^Gte, t^Chis stuff's^G too good to^F go to wa^Gste" "Y^Cou aint'^G tried nothing^F 'til you tried this sau^Gce of mine"^C (hey H^Goss, h^Fer sauc^Ce is boss)

I said "no^Cw, I don't w^Ganna hurt you^Fr pride" ^G "You're ^Ccooking is know^Gn far and ^Fwide" ^G "But I'^Cm expected^G home for^F dinner so I must declin^Ge" (wonder why he must decline) B^Cut Dolly ye^Glled "^Fwhat's the matte^Gr buster, A^Cre you to^Go old to c^Fut the musta^Grd?" ^AmI turned my silver head ^Gand I replied..^G7.

"No,^C I ain't too old to cut the ^A7mustard, I'm ^Fjust too tired to sprea^Gd it around" ^C "So^F I gotta turn you and your bar- b- que dow^Gn, d^Fown, ^Emdown,^G7 down "So^C leave me alone, I'm^C7 goin' on home to t^Fhe best home cookin in ^D7town" I a^Cin't too old to cut ^A7the mustard, just to^Fo tired to spread it ar^Gound ^C

And you ^Cladies, you^G're watchin' me ^Fsing and pla^Gy With my ^Cbelly kinda ^Gflabby and my ^Fhair kinda gr^Gay And I^C see you lo^Gokin' th^Fat old time way^G at me...^Cand me^{G F}And me, an^Gd me

We ha^Cte to s^Gee you get your ^Fhopes defl^Gated And u^Ch, we h^Gate to see you, ^Fuh, humili^Gated So be^Cfore yo^Gu storm the sta^Fge so shamelessly ^G

Let ^Gus decline so graci^G7ously C A7. F G C You see, we ain't too old to cut the mustard, just too tired to spread it around On ^Fevery juicy little hamburger in this t^Gown, to^Fwn, t^Emown, to^G7wn C C7 F. D7 So leave me alone, I'm gonna go home to the best home cookin' I've found And we^C ain't too old to cut th^A7e mustard, just ^Fto tired to^G spread it around ^C(around)^A7 T^Foo tired to s^Gpread it arou^Cnd ^{A7 F G C}