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Performed By Waylon And Johnny Cash [Verse 1] (Waylon)
TDhe man that preached the funeral said it really was a simple way to dGie He lAaid down to rest one afternoon and never opened up his Deyes They hired me and Fred and Joe to dig the grave and carry up some chGairs It tAook us seven hours and i guess we must have drunk a case of bDeer
[Verse 2](Johnny)
ID guess i ought to go and watch them put him down but i don't own a sGuit AAnd anyway when they start talkin' about the fire in hell i get spoDoked So let's just sit here in the truck and act like we don't know him when they pGass AnAyway,when they're all through we got to go to work and mow the grDass
[Verse 3](Waylon then Johnny)
HDere they come and who's that riding in that big old shiney limousGine LAook at all that chrome i do believe that that's the sharpest thing i've sDeen That must belong to his rich uncle someone said he owned a big old fGarm WhAen they get parked let's mosey down and look it over that won't do no hDarm
[Verse 4](Waylon then Johnny) (A tone higher)
TEhat must be the widow in the car and won't you take a look at thAat ThBat sure is a pretty dress you know some women do look good in blEack He's not even in the ground and they tell me his truck is up for sAale ThBey say she took it pretty hard but you can't tell too much behind a vEeil
[Verse 5](Waylon then Johnny) (A tone higher)
LEisten ain't that pretty when a bugler plays a military tAaps I thBink when you were in the war they always hide and play a song like thEat Well here we are and there he goes and i guess that you might call it our bad lAuck I hBope he rests in peace but the trouble is the fellow owes us forty bEucks