Watsky - 4am monday

^GI know why they ^Dcall them labels ^BmBecause you have to fit a label ^Anow to fit a label ^GBut If I'm a pussy,^D then I guess I did my kegels ^BmI got it on lox,^A I'll bring the bagels ^GIt kind of feels like ^Dmiddle school again when they call ^BmI think the majors c^Aan't decide if I'll come play ball ^GIf I can make them ^Dmoney If I can dumb my shit ^Bmdown enough or do the ^Adance I think it's kind of funny ^GThey might be right^D, I'm shaped different like Toblerone ^BmI turned down a quar^Ater mil to pitch a mobile phone ^GCause I believed that I can ^Dbe more and walked away ^BmAnd left my hand up in the ^Aair like I just shot the J ^GWhite rappers make it quic^Dker if we talk like stars ^BmHit the A-list Cause you ^Apuffed on Ls and dropped your Rs ^GLet's pull some video ^Dout of 5th grade pageant ^BmAnd compare the way you ^Atalked then to how you're rapping ^GYou think you sound th^De same? ^BmOr that you picked u^Ap the way to be real in somewhere TV-Land along the way? ^GIf I just get 15 minut^Des I'm gonna stay myself ^BmAnd when that 16th min^Aute comes then I won't hate myself ^GMaybe I'll never get s^Digned I'll fucking flatline ^BmBut nobody gets to r^Aaise a banner during halftime ^GWin or lose, I always ^Dchoose myself and place a bid

N.C.

And make the same face on every play like Jason Kidd

^GIt's almo^Dst 4AM ^BmMonday in ^Amy room again ^GGot a craz^Dy vision of a ^Bmdream escap^Aing from my pen ^GI'll be swing^Ding going down ^BmFuck that noise, ^ANo way no how You're ^Glistening to ^Dthis song but I'm ^Bmworking on the^A next one now

^GIf my goals are od^Dd I take as a challenge ^BmPeople seem confused by how I ^Ahope to use my talents ^GCould he be weird Al, ^Dcould he be Jimmy Fallon? I ^Bmtell them to imagine Mos ^ADef meets Woody Allen ^GHaters give me balance.^D Every Kyle's got a Cartman ^BmI know how failure tastes^A I drink it straight from the carton ^GI always keep a gallon^D in the fridge at my apartment To re^Bmmind me how it feels to drop the ^Aball like Stevie Bartman ^GBelieve me I want to ach^Dieve it all by being me ^BmIt's too easy to be cheesy on ^ATV or DVD ^GI'm seeking to sneak in, but I'm^D weeping when I peep the scene Cause ^BmI'm knee-deep in it and need a ^ATP roll to keep it clean ^GI'm digging for a deeper ^Dmeaning cause beneath this skin is ^Bmbeating the temperamental ^Aheaving heart of gentle heathen ^GIf you deceive us, homie ^Dthat's so sad ^BmI'll get more agro than the ^AAggro Crag ^GI'm Boney Boney leave me al^Doney you know me well ^BmDon't dwell on that Jabroni ^Ajust cause that baloney sells ^GHis flow is hole-y like the ^Dedge of abalone shells ^BmI want to flow holy ^Alike matrimony bells

^GIt's almo^Dst 4AM ^BmMonday in ^Amy room again ^GGot a craz^Dy vision of a ^Bmdream escap^Aing from my pen ^GI'll be swing^Ding going down ^BmFuck that noise, ^ANo way no how You're ^Glistening to ^Dthis song but I'm ^Bmworking on the^A next one now

^GIt's almo^Dst 4AM ^BmMonday in ^Amy room again ^GGot a craz^Dy vision of a ^Bmdream escap^Aing from my pen ^GI'll be swing^Ding going down ^BmFuck that noise, ^ANo way no how You're ^Glistening to ^Dthis song but I'm ^Bmworking on the^A next one now