ARTIST: Warp 11 – SONG: Jerk My Kirk Chords: D = XX0232 A = X02220 E7 = 020100 G = 320033 Bsus2 = X24422 Intro: (open chords no distortion) D—A—E7 Verse 1: (same as intro)

^DWell, spa^Ace is ^E7cold. It’s so fuckin’ lonely And though I’m bold. I’m pretty fuckin’ homely I got a heavy load. It’s fuckin’ overwhelming And I may explode. This motherfucking ship I’m helming

Chorus 1:

^GI had a r^Bsus2ough day at ^Awork And my back really hurts The crew don’t take me seriously they just look at me and smirk I’ll just go back to my quarters and jerk my Kirk

Verse 2:

^DYou pass^A me in t^E7he corridors You never ever notice me lurking I’m spending all my time alone Nobody knows how hard I’m working it I wanna take a voyage home ‘Cause right now I’m going berserk and The places where my fantasies roam Have got my blood burning

Chorus 2:

^GI had ^Bsus2a rough day at ^Awork And my back really hurts I’m gonna quit star fleet and be a motherfuckin’ file clerk Or just go back to my quarters and jerk my Kirk

Verse 3: (distortion on, switch to bar chords and palm mute) E-------B-------C-------B------- (x2)

^EAll by myself in my ^Bown private hell m^Cy quarters are a dungeon a^Bnd my mind is a cell Where I’m locked up tight alone every night losing the battle of a Pon farr fight And I can’t get control I’m never ever done I can’t let go of my own number one But I try, God I try! If I could just stop and re-supply But I know I’m never gonna stop jerking my Kirk ‘til the day I drop And I know nothing works I’m always gonna have to jerk my Kirk

::Repeat Chorus 2:: Outro: (repeat through end solo)

^DI’m gonn^Aa jerk my^E7 Kirk! (he’s gonna jerk his Kirk)

End on slow down-strum of Bsus2

Warp 11 - Jerk my kirk