Tuning: G C E A

[Verse 1]

I ^Clearned guitar just to play you this song I ^Ftook français just to give you le monde I'll ^Amjack you a car even though it's wrong, woa^Gh-oh, woah-oh I'll ^Cpeel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn I'll ^Fbake you a cake and I'll water your lawn I use ^Amthe crummy paddle when we play ping-pong, wo^Gah-oh, woah-oh

[Refrain] (Say, I say)

^CDon't you ever worry 'bout a thing 'Bout a thing, no ^FDon't you ever worry 'bout a thing

'Bout a thing, no

'^AmCause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything I ^Ggot your back

[Chorus]

I'm taking ^Ctaekwondo If people mess with you I'll ^Fkick 'em with my toe I got the situation ^Amunder control You know I'll always be your ^Glifelong beau

[Post-Chorus]

I said, 'cause you're my ^Cnumber one (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh) You're my ^Fnumber one (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh) I got your ^Amback for sure You know I'll always be your ^Glifelong beau

[Verse 2]

I ^Cgrew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat I l^Fike your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets I ha^Amrvest silkworms just to make you some sheets, woah^G-oh, woah-oh

[Refrain] (Say, I say)

^CDon't you ever worry 'bout a thing 'Bout a thing, no ^FDon't you ever worry 'bout a thing

'Bout a thing, no

'^AmCause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything I ^Ggot your back

[Chorus]

I'm taking^C taekwondo If people mess with you I'll ^Fkick 'em with my toe I got the situation ^Amunder control You know I'll always be your ^Glifelong beau I say, I say, I'm takin^Cg taekwondo

If people mess with you

I'll ^Fkick 'em with my toe I got the situation ^Amunder control You know I'll always be your ^Glifelong beau

[Post-Chorus] I said, 'cause you're my number one (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh)

You're my ^Fnumber one (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh) I got your ^Amback for sure You know I'll always be your ^Glifelong beau

(Say, I say) [Bridge]

^CI'mma break it down in the rap part ^F'Cause you're my half-heart, the poem in my Hallmark ^AmCardiac arrest'll hit the chest of any man with willingness ^GTo mess with the mistress ^CI will throw a kick to your voicebox ^FMy tiger claw will knock your socks off ^AmAny tough chap who wants a death scrap will be lying ^Gflat on their back in a dirt nap

[Chorus]

I'm taking^C taekwondo If people mess with you I'll ^Fkick 'em with my toe I got the situation ^Amunder control You know I'll always be your ^Glifelong beau I say, I say, I'm taking ^Ctaekwondo

(He's taking taekwondo) If people mess with you

I'll ^Fkick 'em with my toe (He's gonna kick you with his big toe) I got the situation ^Amunder control You know I'll always be your ^Glifelong beau

[Post-Chorus]

I said, 'cause you're my ^Cnumber one ('Cause you're my number one) You're my ^Fnumber one

('Cause you're my number one)

I got your ^Amback for sure (I got your back, you know) You know I'll always be your ^Glifelong beau

(Say, I say) C

Walk Off the Earth - Taekwondo