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Tuning: DGCFAd Chords: Em 022000 Am x02210 Asus2add11+ 021200 Intro: Em
EmI was alone and I needed a date. EmI was takin' a walk to the cemetery gate whenAm I, AmI saw a sign, it said, "For a good tiEmme, take a left down at Emtombstone number 8."
EmWent through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I EmSaw some eyes peeking out of a sepulture,Am I AmTook a step into the tomb of ill repute. Em That's where I met her, Emthe zombie prostitute.
Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em
I grabbed her Emleft breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it. EmI said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomacAmh for it. AmHer teeth fell out and her tounge fell out to boot. Em But all in all she was a Emrotten kind of cute.
Well I was Emtense it was plain to see. EmA sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me.Am AmI didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it. Em I had a stiffy for the Emstiff in front of me.
Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em
Now I'm fEmallin' apart from my head down to my toes. EmI don't know which of my organs is the next to go. Am AmI've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease. Em Wouldn't you know now I'm a Emzombie gigolo.
I took my Emfirst client on a date. EmWe took a walk to the cemetery gate. Am AmI got under her slip, but then I heard a rip. Em I pulled it out and I said, Em"Baby keep the tip."
Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em Asus2add11+ Asus2add11+ Morally I'm destitute, in the tomb of ill repute. Asus2add11+ Asus2add11+ Em She's a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute. NB: I based this on Voltaire's live album and being in the front row of seeing him live myself XD The trickiest bit was finding the Asus2add11+, which I only got by being literally within arms reach of his fretboard, if I named the chord incorrectly then my guitar software has failed me, but the fingering at the top is correct. Have a listen to the live track on http://www.voltaire.net/music/ (or on youtube) to find the strumming rhythms and enjoy! :)