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[INTRO](repeat) e|--10--| B|--10--| G|--10--| D|--xx--| A|--xx--| E|--xx--| Grab the chair, boys! We've got another bucket kicker! [INTRO]
DmHappy Birthday my olde A7friend It seems this horror show will never Dmend Any moment's your last A7breath Here is to another day closer to Dmdeath
DmThe cake is on the table, And it is awfully bright 'CauseGm there's so many candles on top But Dmyou are so decrepit, Your chest so tight When you A7blow them out your lungs are gonna Dmpop. (Popping sound)
You cannot complain Each time you feel a pain
Though Gmyou have arthritis and gout 'Cause Dmwhen you start kvetching All your teeth fall out
So A7have another cA7igarette, A7Have another A7beer, A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord) Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
DmHappy Birthday my olde A7friend It seems this horror show will never Dmend Any moment's your last A7breath Here is to another day closer to Dmdeath
Your Dmskin is so worn out and old A7All over your body it's sagging EspDmecially loose is your old caboose, You're A7dragging it behA7ind you in a Dmwagon.
Well, Dmyou're an alcoholic And you're blind and deaf And A7you have Alzheimer's I bet. You're Dmtoo old to remember, But you're too drunk to forget.
So A7have another cA7igarette, A7Have another A7beer, A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord) Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
DmHappy Birthday my olde A7friend It seems this horror show will never Dmend Any moment's your last A7breath Here is to another day closer to Dmdeath
CYou're so old you smell like Dmdust, CAnd now your bones begin to rDmust. CSee that face, it's full of Dmwrinkles.
So A7have another cA7igarette, A7Have another A7beer, A7 (add 1st string 3rd fret to chord) Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)
DmHappy Birthday my olde A7friend It seems this horror show will never Dmend Any moment's your last A7breath Here is to another day closer to Dmdeath
DmHappy Birthday my olde A7friend It seems this horror show will never Dmend Any moment's your last A7breath
Here is to another day closer...
Gmto A7your A7sweet Dmdeath (strum to end)
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