Voltaire - Future ex girlfriend

^D Saw ^Ayou on the ^Gstreet ^D We ^Ahad to ^Gmeet ^D I ^Athought I should ^Ggreet you ^D In just one ^Aweek I would del^Gete you

^D People^A say the ^Gstupidest things on their ^Dfirst date ^A Like "What's your ^Greal name?" ^D They rev^Aeal their ^Gignorance but you a^Ddore them ^A So you just ig^Gnore them ^D Then c^Aame you ^Graising the bar Oh, ^Dyou, you ^Awon't be un^Gdone I ^Dlooked into your^A eyes and ^Gmuch to my surprise, I ^ASaw there was nothing in there 'Cos ^Gthere's nothing between your ears but air

^DThere ^Agoes my ^Gfuture ex girlfri^Dend She's as ^Asweet as a ^Grose Yes, she ^Dis She^A has such ^Gbeautiful lips no^Dw If ^Aonly they were ^Gclosed

^A I love how you ad^Gore me, o^Ah But honey how you ^Gbore me ^A Your life's such a w^Greck And I've lost all resp^Aect I don't mean to surprise you It ^Gtook me just one week to despise yo^Du

^A And I don't care that you're a ^Gmodel, n^Ao 'Cos let me say it's clear to ^Gtell That your brain is shot to ^AHell And no one cares that you love Ke^Ganu ^A Oh, what's the difference any^Gway Everybody knows that he's ^Agay

But ^Glet's face it he's too hot to be straight

^DThere ^Agoes my ^Gfuture ex girlfri^Dend That ^Agirl's such a ^Gprize Yes, she ^Dis She^A'll be the ^GQueen of the world for a ^Dday Or ^Aless in my ^Geyes

Per^Dhaps I'll wear a ^Asuit When ^GI give you the ^Dboot, oh I hate to seem so ^Asuperficial I ^Gjust think i'll look more offic^Dial

^DThere ^Agoes my ^Gfuture ex girlfri^Dend She's as ^Asweet as a ^Grose Yes, she ^Dis She^A has such ^Gbeautiful lips no^Dw If ^Aonly they were ^Gclosed

^DThere ^Agoes my ^Gfuture ex girlfri^Dend That ^Agirl's such a ^Gprize Yes, she ^Dis She^A'll be the ^GQueen of the world for a ^Dday Or ^Aless in my ^Geyes