Tuning: E A D G B E

{To begin with, the song is supposed to be kinda jazzy, so the strumming pattern I use is usually a Down/Slap, but anything else is good. Also, this is for standard tuning. If you're going to tune your guitar the way Voltaire tunes it, just go ahead and transpose the chords up twice} Live - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVC66_uQbkw Dm A x2 [Intro]

^DmWell I been around for a long time And I learned a^Gmlong the ^Dmway If you ^Gmwanna go on the r^A7adio There are ^Awords you just can't ^Dmsay ^DmNow I thought hard about it And I found a ^Gmway around ^Dmit ^GmHelp me go on the ^A7radio You gotta ^Asay those words I ^Dmcan't You got to ^Gmsing along To ^A7make this song The dirtiest song that ^Dmain't ^GmCome on, man! Won't you ^A7gimme a hand? And ^Asay those words I ^Dmcan't? You got to ^Gmsing along To ^A7make this song The dirtiest song that ^Dmain't

Dm A x2 [Verse 1]

^DmDown in Carolina I met a girl with a nice _ _ _ _ _ _ ^GmSo I reached down between us And ^A5I whipped out my _^Dm _ _ _ _ ^DmWe skipped right past the sucking

And got right down to _ _ _ _ _ _ _

^GmShe turned and said "I gotta ask Will you ^Aslip it into my ^Dm_ _ _?"

[Chorus]

^GmHelp me go on the ^A7radio You gotta ^Asay those words I ^Dmcan't You got to ^Gmsing along To ^A7make this song The dirtiest song that ^Dmain't ^GmCome on, man! Won't you ^A7gimme a hand? And ^Asay those words I ^Dmcan't? You got to ^Gmsing along To ^A7make this song The dirtiest song that ^Dmain't

[Verse 2]

^DmHer husband was a trucker He was a filthy mother_ _ _ _ _ _ ^GmI didn't want to wrastle With this ^A5no good stinkin' _ ^Dm_ _ _ _ _ _ ^DmI heard his come through the kitchen door

But I was banging his filthy _ _ _ _ _

^GmI knew i'd end up in a ditch If he ^Acaught me riding his ^Dm_ _ _ _ _

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

^Dm"Mercy, please!" I told him But he grabbed me by the _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ^GmAnd he did something heinous ^A5He exposed his _^Dm _ _ _ ^DmI said "I dont mean to seem crass

But why are you buttering up your _ _ _"

He said "My ^Gmwife's a beard and she lured you here Because I'm ^Aqueer and I love it in the _^Dm _ _ _"

[Chorus]

You ^Gmhelped me go on the ^A7radio By ^Asaying those words I ^Dmcan't You had to ^Gmsing along To ^A7make this song The dirtiest song that ^Dmain't! ^GmSir and ma'm, thanks for ^A7lending a hand By ^Asaying those words I ^Dmcan't! You had to ^Gmsing along to ^A7make this song ^A7The dirtiest song ^A7The filthiest song ^DmThe dirtiest song that ain't!

Voltaire - Dirtiest song that aint