Voltaire - Death death devil devil evil evil songs

My^C Granny while on her^C death bed she ^Fturned and said to ^Cme F G C (pluck strings 1, 2, 3 after playing chord) Why must you view life so morbidly ^Cwell i tried to teach you r^Cight ^Fbut somewhere i went ^Cwrong Cause you ^Fsing those death death ^Gdevil devil evil evil ^Csongs Well ^C6 pallbearers ^Cput her down and ^Flay her body ^Gin the ^Cground ^Fmy eyes were wet G C (pluck 1, 2, 3) my face was very long the ^Cpastor said "^Cson, here you are, ^Fwont you please t^Gake this gui^Ctar, sing ^Fdear departed ^Ggranny one last ^Csong." And I sang ^CDEATH DEATH ^GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL ^FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL ^CSONGS ^Fhell you know thats ^Ghow i get ^Calong ^CThe world is full of ^Gtragedy

^Fso how can it be ^Cwrong? Singing ^FDeath death death death ^Gdevil devil evil evil ^Csongs. ^CWell I was shopping at ^Fhot topic ^Cand I was walking out the ^Gdoor when ^Ctwo dumb jocks came ^Gup to me they said &^Fquot;Hey fag, it ^Caint halloween" a^Fnd they kicked my ^Glipstick to the ^Cfloor and i sang ^CDEATH DEATH ^GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL ^FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL ^CSONGS ^Fwell you know thats ^Ghow i get a^Clong The ^Cworld is full of ^GIDIOTS so ^Fhow can it be ^Cwrong? Singing your ^FDeath death death death ^Gdevil devil evil evil ^Csongs ^CWell I went down to church on ^Fsunday ^CI sat upfront in a ^GPew The ^CPriest said "Jesus^G and Mary too! ^FSon, what the devil's^C got into you? ^FGet up and ^Gsing a hymn or ^Ctwo!" So I sang D^CEATH DEATH ^GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL ^FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL ^CSONGS ^FYeah You know thats ^Ghow i get ^Calong! The ^Cworld's full of ^GHypocrisy so ^Fhow can it be ^Cwrong? Singing ^Fdeath death death death^G devil devil evil evil ^Csongs. ^CI was invited to the white ^Fhouse ^CThe president pulled me ^Gaside He said &^Cquot;Son sing ^Gus a song of peace for those, ^FEvil do-ers in the ^Cmiddle east!" ^FI rolled my ^Geyes and kicked this ^Crhyme! I sang ^CDEATH DEATH DEVIL^G DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL ^FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL S^CONGS ^FHell you know thats ^Ghow i get ^Calong ^CThe world is Full of ^G'W' ^FSo how can it be ^Cwrong? F G C (Strum repeatedly) Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs ^CWell then I died and ^Cwent to hell I could t^Fell right away by the a^Gwful ^Csmell That t^Fhis was clearly ^Gnot the pearly ^Cgates The^C devil said &^Cquot;Come here young man, My ^Fwife and I are your ^Gbiggest ^Cfans" So n^Faturally i ^Gfelt i had it ^Cmade well t^Chen he reached ^Ginto an iron ^Fchest and he p^Ficked the tool,^G that he felt was ^Cbest and ^Cthen he jabbed me ^Gin the schlong with a ^Fpitchfork that had ^Gsharpened ^Cprongs! He t^Furned to me and ^Gwinked and sang this s^Cong He sang D^CEATH DEATH ^GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL ^FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL ^CSONGS ^FYeah I know thats h^Gow you got ^Calong ^CI find your song ^GHilarious! But n^Fow your soul's ^Gprecar^Cious! Singing your d^Feath death death death^G devil devil evil evil s^Congs

^CDEATH DEATH ^GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL ^FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL ^CSONGS ^FHell you know thats ^Ghow we get ^Calong ^CThe world is full of ^GSinners so^F how can it be ^Cwrong? F G C(keep strumming) Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs