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CMy Granny while on hCer death bed she Fturned and said to Cme F G C (pluck strings 1, 2, 3 after playing chord) Why must you view life so morbidly Cwell i tried to teach you rCight Fbut somewhere i went Cwrong Cause you Fsing those death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs Well Cpallbearers puCt her down and Flay her body Gin the Cground Fmy eyes were wet G C (pluck 1, 2, 3) my face was very long the Cpastor said son heCre you are Fwont you please tGake this guiCtar sing Fdear departed Ggranny one last Csong And I sang CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS Fhell you know thats Ghow i get Calong CThe world is full of Gtragedy
Fso how can it be Cwrong Singing FDeath death death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs CWell I was shopping at Fhot topic Cand I was walking out the Gdoor when Ctwo dumb jocks came Gup to me they said HFey fag it aint haClloween aFnd they kicked my Glipstick to the Cfloor and i sang CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS Fwell you know thats Ghow i get aClong The Cworld is full of GIDIOTS so Fhow can it be Cwrong Singing your FDeath death death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs CWell I went down to church on Fsunday CI sat upfront in a GPew The CPriest said Jesus and MGary too Son whaFt the devil's got intCo you FGet up and Gsing a hymn or Ctwo So I sang DCEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS FYeah You know thats Ghow i get Calong The Cworld's full of GHypocrisy so Fhow can it be Cwrong Singing Fdeath death death deathG devil devil evil evil Csongs CI was invited to the white Fhouse CThe president pulled me Gaside He said SCon sing us a sGong of peace for those FEvil do-ers in the Cmiddle east FI rolled my Geyes and kicked this Crhyme I sang CDEATH DEATH DEVILG DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SCONGS FHell you know thats Ghow i get Calong CThe world is Full of G'W' FSo how can it be Cwrong F G C (Strum repeatedly) Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs CWell then I died and Cwent to hell I could tFell right away by the aGwful Csmell That tFhis was clearly Gnot the pearly Cgates TheC devil said CCome here young man My Fwife and I are your Gbiggest Cfans So nFaturally i Gfelt i had it Cmade well tChen he reached Ginto an iron Fchest and he pFicked the tool Gthat he felt was bCest and Cthen he jabbed me Gin the schlong with a Fpitchfork that had Gsharpened Cprongs He tFurned to me and Gwinked and sang this sCong He sang DCEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS FYeah I know thats hGow you got Calong CI find your song GHilarious But nFow your soul's GprecarCious Singing your dFeath death death deathG devil devil evil evil sCongs
Im just kiddin' kid welcome to hell enjoy the buffet
CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS FHell you know thats Ghow we get Calong CThe world is full of GSinners soF how can it be Cwrong F G C(keep strumming) Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
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