Voltaire - Death death
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Tuning: G C E A
CMy Granny while on hCer death bed
she Fturned and said to Cme
F G C (pluck strings 1, 2, 3 after playing chord)
Why must you view life so morbidly
Cwell i tried to teach you rCight
Fbut somewhere i went Cwrong
Cause you Fsing those death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs
Well Cpallbearers puCt her down
and Flay her body Gin the Cground
Fmy eyes were wet
G C (pluck 1, 2, 3)
my face was very long
the Cpastor said son heCre you are
Fwont you please tGake this guiCtar
sing Fdear departed Ggranny one last Csong
And I sang CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS
Fhell you know thats Ghow i get Calong
CThe world is full of Gtragedy
Fso how can it be Cwrong
Singing FDeath death death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs
CWell I was shopping at Fhot topic
Cand I was walking out the Gdoor
when Ctwo dumb jocks came Gup to me
they said HFey fag it aint haClloween
aFnd they kicked my Glipstick to the Cfloor
and i sang CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS
Fwell you know thats Ghow i get aClong
The Cworld is full of GIDIOTS so Fhow can it be Cwrong
Singing your FDeath death death death Gdevil devil evil evil Csongs
CWell I went down to church on Fsunday
CI sat upfront in a GPew
The CPriest said Jesus and MGary too Son whaFt the devil's got intCo you
FGet up and Gsing a hymn or Ctwo
So I sang DCEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS
FYeah You know thats Ghow i get Calong
The Cworld's full of GHypocrisy so Fhow can it be Cwrong
Singing Fdeath death death deathG devil devil evil evil Csongs
CI was invited to the white Fhouse
CThe president pulled me Gaside
He said SCon sing us a sGong of peace for those
FEvil do-ers in the Cmiddle east
FI rolled my Geyes and kicked this Crhyme
I sang CDEATH DEATH DEVILG DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL SCONGS
FHell you know thats Ghow i get Calong
CThe world is Full of G'W'
FSo how can it be Cwrong
F G C (Strum repeatedly)
Singing Death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
CWell then I died and Cwent to hell
I could tFell right away by the aGwful Csmell
That tFhis was clearly Gnot the pearly Cgates
TheC devil said CCome here young man
My Fwife and I are your Gbiggest Cfans
So nFaturally i Gfelt i had it Cmade
well tChen he reached Ginto an iron Fchest
and he pFicked the tool Gthat he felt was bCest
and Cthen he jabbed me Gin the schlong
with a Fpitchfork that had Gsharpened Cprongs
He tFurned to me and Gwinked and sang this sCong
He sang DCEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS
FYeah I know thats hGow you got Calong
CI find your song GHilarious
But nFow your soul's GprecarCious
Singing your dFeath death death deathG devil devil evil evil sCongs
Im just kiddin' kid welcome to hell
enjoy the buffet
CDEATH DEATH GDEVIL DEVIL DEVIL DEVIL FEVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL CSONGS
FHell you know thats Ghow we get Calong
CThe world is full of GSinners
soF how can it be Cwrong
F G C(keep strumming)
Singing your death death death death devil devil evil evil songs
G C to finish