Voltaire - Cantina
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G, D, G, D, etc...
Well, I went down to Mos Eisley for a converter
GHell, ya know how hotD it gets on Tatooine
GWell then I saw that tDhere cantina
GI'll Cgo in for an Orangina D
GI heard it was rouCgh but how bad could it be?
D C G
Well I walked through the door and the music stopped--dead
GAll manner of man and beasts weDre starin' at me G
GSeems just one week beDfore their Twi'lek sGlave girl walked out the door
CAnd I guess I was the nextD best tGhing they'd seen C
D C G
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
GI left my manhood thDere on TatooinGe
CSon, it doDn't mean you're wGeak if you turn the other cheek
But iCf you spread 'em bothD for Jabba, Gson, you ain't Ca man!
D C G
I was hit over the head by ol' Han Solo
I'da never guessed that pirate was a homo
I woke up next to Chewbacca
I was smeared in Wookie caca
And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
Ol' Greedo greedily grabbed his green weenie
And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
He pulled me into Jabba's hut
He stared intently at my butt
And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
But if you spread 'em both for Jabba, son, you ain't a man!
Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
I said 'Sorry.'
He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Tom Waits
And then some old dude who taught Vader
Chopped his arm off with a sabre
That later made for one red hot anal invader - owwwww
I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 storm troopers!
But then my hope faded away,
I didn't know they cloned 'em gay
And they each took turns storm troopin' me in the pooper
I lost more than my heart in that cantina
I left my manhood there on Tatooine
Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
Which is why I still go there every week!