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Cannibal Buffet by Voltaire There seems to be a shortage of tabs and chords for songs by Voltaire. So I tried to out the chords for Cannibal Buffet. I think they're mostly accurate, but I might've missed Feel free to PM me if you notice any errors. NOTE: This is for standard tuning. Apparantly, Voltaire prefers to play with his guitar down a whole step. It still sounds the same way though.
Well, I was on a cDmruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me The ship went Gmdown, everybody Dmdrowned And AI was just glad the A7sea didn't swallow Dmme Well, DmI was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess And so I wGmashed up on a bDmeach Nine Ahungry eyes were sA7taring down at Dmme.
I'm in the Dmmiddle of Bbthe Cannibal BufDmfet I'm feeling Awell; they like me that Dmway See, if you really wanna Gmknow what's eatin' Dmme It's the Aman-eaters on theA7 coast of BarbaDmry
Oh, trouble was aDmfoot - they were eatin' mine Toein' the party line, I was startin' to Gmfeel, "these guysDm are heels" But, theA truth be told, these cA7annibals have got Dmsole Hey, nDmumbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee You ain't humeGmrus, stop ribbin' Dmme HAave a spine, boneA7 up on settin' me fDmree
(Chorus)
BbMissionaDmries came Bbto this pDmlace They Bbtaught us manDmners Now we Acannibals aA7lways say gDmrace... (Thank you Good Lord for this weiner we're about to eat, and the sweet buns we're gonna stick it in) AND THEN WE EAT YOUR FACE!!
(Last chorus and outro)