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So I'm a huge Voltaire fan and one of my favourite songs by him is "Bomb New Jersey" from is 2007 album Ooky Spooky. I couldn't find the chords for this so I played around and discovered this really simple way to play the song. So here it is, I hope this works! :) This is my first ever chords. Capo 5
CThere's a magical Gland I know A Cplace where I Ggrew up And CI'd make a deal with the Gdevil himself To Csee that place blown Dup CThere in that interesting Gland I know Where Cno one has a Gbrain They Call wear jeans that are Gacid-washed And yet Cthey think I'm Dinsane *pause*
I would Gget down on my knees and service the Japanese 'Till I Creek of old sushi but please Bomb New GJersey I would happily kowtow to my new leader, Chairman Mao I would Ceven learn Chinese, just please Bomb New GJersey
DBomb New GJersey DBomb New GJersey
I would Ggo tell Jong Ill Kim that they're making fun of him In a CKimchi-hating town that's known As New GJersey Better yet I've got a plan, I will convince Pakistan That CIndia can be found somewhere In New GJersey
New CJersey is a place where GI grew up They Cpelted me with rocks and Ggarbage I guess itâ?C?™s tough to be a fruit inG the Garden State And if you Chave a sexy girlfriend then they're Ddoubly irate
Oh I would Gclimb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag On a Csmoldering hole once known As New GJersey Oh it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and the Boss Are Csomewhere out of state when the Danes Nuke New GJersey
It's a Cplace named after a Gsweatshirt So what Cmore can you exGpect, sir? And if you Ctry to express you're indivGiduality They will Cthrow you to the ground And they'll Dkick you in the teeth DLike they did to Dme
The Cbombs go down on GMorristown And CTrenton's up in Gflames CNewark we drowned then Gburned it down But CElizabeth still smells the Dsame Many Cbutts will breach on GMonmouth Beach We'll Cerase Orange from Gsite But Cbefore we leave this Gland I loathe I Cbid New DJersey goodGnight