Voltaire - All women are crazy

All women are ^Dcrazy All men are ^Gdumb ‘Cos though we know they'r^De crazy We still want ^Gsome It's nothin??^D? new And it's sad but ^Gtrue
 That we just can't ^Dquit 'em And we can't live ^Awith 'em What's a man to ^Ddo? 
 Back in the ^ABible
 There was a ^Dtree Lord said to ^GAdam, "Don't you eat that fruit" He said, "Fin^De by me"
 But then along came Eve Lookin’ to d^Go wrong And on account of her ^Dcurves And his lack of ^Anerves Adam went ^Dalong

‘Cos all women ar^De crazy All men are ^Gdumb ‘Cos though we know they'r^De crazy We still want ^Gsome It's nothin??^D? new And it's sad but ^Gtrue
 That we just can't ^Dquit 'em And we can't live ^Awith 'em What's a man to ^Ddo? 
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 Take my old lady I bought her a ^Dgown
 We were ^Gfixin’ to go out mixin’ Out on the ^Dtown She said, "Do I look fat?" I said, "Heck no! Just a li^Gttle round"
 And since that ^Dday, I've walked this ^Away It hurts to sit ^Ddown

‘Cos all women ar^De crazy All men are ^Gdumb ‘Cos though we know they'r^De crazy We still want ^Gsome It's nothin??^D? new And it's sad but ^Gtrue
 That we just can't ^Dquit 'em And we can't live ^Awith 'em What's a man to ^Ddo?

^DFellas, there comes a time in every woman's ^Glife About once a month, to be exact^D When they get kinda ornery Oh, they start ^Gkickin’ and fussin’ and fightin’ and We don't know what's ^Dwrong with them But in a week or so, they generally come around^G And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say ^A"I'm sorry, ho^Gney, I was just PMSin^D’"

Now, ladies, ^GI feel for you, I really do It's not an easy thing to ^Dgo through But since we already know the outcome^G I'd like to propose a little experiment ^DBoys, the next time your woman gets crazy ^GOh say, about a month from now I want you to just ^Dlook her right in the eye and ask her ^A"Honey, are^G you sure you're not just PMSin’?" (pause) Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills

When I met my ^Alady And asked for her ^Dhand She was the ^Gcalmest and the sweetest girl In all the ^Dland But then the ring went on And she went all ^Gwrong Like a midnight ^Dthriller, she went ^ABrideZilla She spat pea ^Dsoup and become a ^Gkiller She ate three ^Dkids And my auntie's ^Awig
 And the pastor's ^Ddog
 *pause* Why?!

‘Cos all women ar^De crazy All men are ^Gdumb ‘Cos though we know they'r^De crazy We still want ^Gsome It's nothin??^D? new And it's sad but ^Gtrue
 That we just can't ^Dquit 'em And we can't live ^Awith 'em You just can't ^Dshoot 'em Or you'll end in ^Gprison And the biker from ^DHell, in your prison ^Acell
 Might take a shine to ^Dyou