Tuning: G C E A

[UKULELE] [FORMATTED TO PRINT ON TWO PAGES, -1 FONT SIZE] [PLAYING EXAMPLE: https://youtu.be/5IBcpdw5VxY] [INTRO] Am F Am F Am Am [VERSE 1] I need someone, a person to talk to.....Someone who'd care to love

Could it be ^Fyou?.....Could it be ^Amyou-hoo? Situation gets rough, then I start to panic.....It's not enough, it's just a habit Hey, kid, you're ^Fsick.....Well, darling, this is ^Amiiiiitttt ^F

[CHORUS 1]

You can all just ^G7kiss off into the ^Fair.....Behind my ^G7back, I can see them ^Fstare They'll hurt me ^G7bad, but I won't ^Fmind.....They'll hurt me ^G7bad, they do it all the ^Ftime (yeah, ^G7yeah!) Yeah, they do it all the ^Ftime (yeah, ^G7yeah!).....They do it all the ^Ftime (do it all the ^G7time!) They do it all the ^Ftime (do it all the ^G7time!).....They do it all the ^Ftime, do it all the ^G7tiiiiiime! ^Am

[VERSE 2 - SPOKEN] I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record!.....Oh, yeah?

Well, don't get so ^Fdistressed.....Did I happen to mention that I'm im^Ampressed? ^F ^G7 ^Am ^Am

[BRIDGE 1 - SPOKEN] I take 1, 1, 1 'cause you left me.....And 2, 2, 2 for my family

And ^F3, 3, 3 for my heartache.....And ^Am4, 4, 4 for my headaches And ^F5, 5, 5 for my loneliness.....And ^Am6, 6, 6 for my sorrow And ^F7, 7 n-n-n-n-no tomorrow.....And ^Am8, 8, I forget what 8 was for But ^F9, 9, 9 for a lost god.....And ^Am10, 10, 10, 10 for everything, everything, everything, everything! ^F

[CHORUS 2]

You can all just ^G7kiss off into the ^Fair.....Behind my ^G7back, I can see them ^Fstare They'll hurt me ^G7bad, but I won't ^Fmind.....They'll hurt me ^G7bad, they do it all the ^Ftime (yeah, ^G7yeah!) Yeah, they do it all the ^Ftime (yeah, ^G7yeah!).....They do it all the ^Ftime (do it all the ^G7time!) Do it all the ^Ftime (do it all the ^G7time!) Do it all the ^Ftime, time, time, time, t't't't'time, time, time, time...Do it all the ^G7time! ^Am

Violent Femmes - Kiss off