Violent Femmes - Agamemnon

The ^F#mtelephone, the telephone I have an idea ^BWomen always have ideas ^F#mHello

^F#mHere is Aga^Amem^F#mnon ^F#mHere is Aga^Emem^F#mnon ^F#mHere is Aga^Amem^F#mnon ^F#mHere is Aga^Emem^F#mnon

Who?^F#m Wrong connection this is ^BI am a moralist an anti-militarist I am against duels ^BI cannot stand seeing a fly in rage I cannot look at a uniform or blood That ^C#woman has seduced me and now I am done for That ^C#woman has seduced me and now I am done for ^F#mDarling, where shall I hide you in a hurry? ^F#mDarling, where shall I hide you in a hurry? ^F#mDarling, where shall I hide you in a hurry? ^F#mDarling, where shall I hide you in a hurry?

^F#mHere is Aga^Amem^F#mnon ^F#mHere is Aga^Emem^F#mnon ^F#mHere is Aga^Amem^F#mnon ^F#mHere is Aga^Emem^F#mnon ^F#mI am ^Acom^F#ming Di^F#mrectly from the ^Etren^F#mches ^F#mAnd look ^Afor^F#mward ^F#mTo a solemn ^Eluncheon ^F#mI am ^Acom^F#ming Di^F#mrectly from the ^Etren^F#mches ^F#mAnd look ^Afor^F#mward ^F#mTo a solemn ^Eluncheon

^F#mOh, my nerves I'm losing my find ^F#mOh, my nerves I'm losing my find ^BThis damned telephone spoils my favorite position And ^C#no I can start ^DAnd no I can ^D#start And no I can ^Estart ^FNo I can start ^F#mwriting ^BNo I can start writing ^C#No I can start writing poetry again