Vic Chesnutt - Worst friend

You got one ^Ffriend who's^C a flight attend^Bbant ^C You got one ^Dmfriend^C who likes spe^Bbed ^C 
You got one^F frien^Cd who always wants to^Bb smoke inside of your^C house You got one ^Dmfriend who^C secretly likes to get ^Bbpeed on sexually^F
 You got one ^Ffriend who i^Cs oh so ^Bbnatural ^C And got one ^Dmfriend we al^Cl call the retar^Bbd ^C You got one ^Ffriend^C fighting ^Bbcancer ^C You got one ^Ffriend who I^C bet right now ^Bbis barking out in the ^Fyard


But I'm the ^Cworst ^Ffriend in the ^Cworld ^F 
I'm the^Bb worst friend in the^Bb world ^CWhen you are d^Fown I'm nowh^Bbere to be f^Found ^C I'm the ^Fworst f^Criend in the ^Bbmworld
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You got one ^Ffriend^C who's in ^BbIraq ^C You got one ^Dmfriend^C who dresses like little ^Bbbo peep ^C You got one ^Ffriend ^Cwho is in ^Bbprison ^C 
You got one^Dm frien^Cd who's really really in to^Bb feet sexua^Flly You got one ^Ffriend^C who could be a competitive ^Bbeater ^C You got one ^Dmfriend ^Cwho's one of those ^Bbbad movie buffs ^C You got one ^Ffriend ^Cwho touched y^Bbou inappropriate^Cly And one ^Dmfriend^C who you a^Bbre pining to ^Ftouch


But I'm the ^Cworst f^Friend in the ^Cworld ^F I'm the ^Bbworst friend in the ^Bbworld ^CWhen you are ^Fdown 
I'm now^Bbhere to be ^Ffound ^{C F}
I'm the worst f^Criend in the ^Bbmworld
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You got one ^Ffriend^C who's emic Arthur ^Bbfellow ^C You got one ^Dmfriend^C who's a widow^Bber ^C You got one ^Ffriend^C who claims to have taken a ^Bbdump in the White ^CHouse You got one ^Dmfriend^C who just gave birth to ^Bbtwins
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You got one^F frien^Cd who goes to the^Bb gym at least twice a^C day And one ^Ffriend ^Cwho recovered from severe^Bb burns ^C 
You got one^F friend who ^Crubbed his penis on^Bb tv's actual Wheel of^C Fortune And one ^Ffriend who y'all^C ain't, y'all ai^Bbn't even on speaking ter^Fms