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Credit to Mattman573 for the lyrics and basic chords, I just changed a few that in my opinion sound closer. Crackin' song.
GWho gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? D7I've seen those English dramas tGoo They're Amcruel GSo if there's any other way D7To spell the word It's fine with Gme, with Amme
CWhy would you speak to Dme that way GEspecially when I Amalways said that I CHaven't got the Dwords for you GAll your diction Amdripping with disdain CThrough the pain I Dalways tell the Gtruth
GWho gives a fuck about an Oxford comma? D7I climbed to Dharamsala Gtoo AmI did GI met the highest lama D7His accent sounded fine to Gme, to Amme
CCheck your handbook DIt's no trick GTake the chapstick AmPut it on your lips CCrack a smile DAdjust my tie GKnow your boyfriend, Amunlike other guys
CWhy would you lie about Dhow much coal you have? GWhy would you lie about Amsomething dumb like that? CWhy would you lie about Danything at all? GFirst the window, Amthen it's to the wall CLil' Jon, he Dalways tells the Gtruth
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CCheck your passport DIt's no trick GTake the chapstick AmPut it on your lips CCrack a smile DAdjust my tie GKnow your butler, Amunlike other guys CWhy would you lie about Dhow much coal you have? GWhy would you lie about Amsomething dumb like that? CWhy would you lie about Danything at all? GFirst the window, Amthen it's through the wall CWhy would you tape Dmy conversations? GShow your paintings AmAt the United Nations CLil' Jon, he Dalways tells the Gtruth