Vampire Weekend - California english

^CWo^Cul^Cdn’t ever gag you with a spoon, my only true love ^CNe^Cve^Cr really heard you speak that way, it’s unworthy of… ^CFu^Cnn^Cy how that little college girl called language corrupt ^CFu^Cnn^Cy how the other private schools had no Hapa Club

^CSo^Cme^Cone took a trip before you came to ski in the Alps ^CYo^Cur^C father moved across the country just to sunburn his scalp ^CCo^Cnt^Cra Costa, Contra Mundum, contradict what I say ^CLi^Cvi^Cng like the French Connection, but we’ll die ^Fin LA

^EmBlasted from a d^Gisconnected ^Clight switch ^{F Em}Through the condo th^Gat they’ll never^C finish ^{F Em}Bounced across a Sa^Gudi satelli^Cte dish ^F And th^Emrough your brain to ^GCalifornia E^Cnglish ^{C C C}

^CNo^C o^Cne sits inside a freezing flat and stays there ‘til May ^CLe^Caf^Cing through a stack of A-Zs to surf the UK ^CWa^Cit^Cing with the wind against your face and gel in your hair ^CSh^Civ^Cering in little undershirts, but don’t seem to^F care

^EmBlasted from a d^Gisconnected ^Clight switch ^{F Em}Through the condo th^Gat they’ll never^C finish ^{F Em}Bounced across a Sa^Gudi satelli^Cte dish ^F And th^Emrough your brain to ^GCalifornia E^Cnglish ^{C C C}

^GSweet carob rice cake She don’t^F care how the ^Csweets taste ^FFake Philly cheese steak But she use r^Emeal toot^Chpaste

^FCuz if that Tom’s don’t work ^CIf it just makes you worse ^FWould you loose all of your fa^Gith in the go^Cod earth

^FAnd if it’s all a curse ^CAnd we’re just getting worse ^FBaby, please don’t lose you^Gr faith in the go^Cod earth

^EmBlasted from a d^Gisconnected ^Clight switch ^{F Em}Through the condo th^Gat they’ll never^C finish ^{F Em}Bounced across a Sa^Gudi satelli^Cte dish ^F And th^Emrough your brain to ^GCalifornia E^Cnglish ^{C C C}