Unsigned - Noah ballard- the jew retreat

Only on the J^Cew Retreat, ^{C Am} We dont eat non-^Amkosher m^Emeat, ^{Em G} Even though the ch^Cicken tastes like o^Emld moldy f^Aeet. Ra^Cbbi told us n^Amot to say oy, Bu^Emt our counselor is a p^Dot smokin goy. The ^Cten mosquito bites I got are sta^Amrting to swell (shout) H^GEY SUSSMAN, (sings) the b^Dunk is really starting to sm^Dell! The o^Cnly friend I h^Amave here is a racoon, I dres^Gsed him up, and I na^Dmed him Roon. ^{G Am Em G D}

On^Fly on the J^Gew Ret^Creat. Only on the J^Cew Retreat, ^{C Am} We dont eat non-^Amkosher m^Emeat, ^{Em G} Even though the ch^Cicken tastes like o^Emld moldy f^Aeet.

I to^Gok a ride on a bo^Dat in Suprise Lake, (Shout) Well Su^Cprise! (sings) The b^Amoats are fa^Dke! Ma^Gtt Berit looks like Fro^Ddo Baggins, We dre^Amssed him up and played Dun^Emgeons and Dra^Dgons. ^A T^Dhe other day, we t^Cook a long hike, (speaks) I b^Deat everyone both ways; (sings) I ^Amhad a bike! And on this h^Cike, I tr^Amipped on a rock, It r^Ceally hurt cos I spr^Amained my co-^D--- (stumbles) FOOT!!!

Only on the J^Cew Retreat, ^{C Am} We dont eat non-^Amkosher m^Emeat, ^{Em G} Even though the ch^Cicken tastes like o^Emld moldy f^Aeet. ^D

T^Dhis camp used to house a young N^Ceal Diamond, (speaks) I heard a k^Dnock on my win^Cdow last night, (sings) T^Ghey still cant find him! ^{D G D} Only on the J^Cew Retreat, ^{C Am} We dont eat non-^Amkosher m^Emeat, ^{Em G} Even though the ch^Cicken tastes like o^Emld moldy f^Aeet. ^D Oh m^Can its the Je^Dw Retreat, A^Cre you hiding un-kosher m^Geat? When ^GI g^Det ho^Cme I re^Amally need to s^Emoak my fe^Aet.