Unknown - Taylor the lattle boy rebuttel

There’s a ^Amaj7girl who comes to Starbucks And I t^D6/Ahink she has a crush on me I can ^Bm7tell she h^D/Eas a crush ^Amaj7on me that’s t^D/Eoo big to ignore

She com^Amaj7es in here every mo^D6/Arning at exactly 8:11 When the^Bm7 clock says 8:11 She come^Bm7s walking through the^E7 doo^C#7r

And t^F#7hen one fateful morning When^G/A she made her usual entrance, I co^Dmaj7uld tell that she was nervous And s^G7he has something to say

So I ^F#7smoothly flipped the^G/A lever, to prepare her double latte And she ^Dmaj7said her name was Kristan And I c^Bm7ame back with ^D/E"Hey"^C#7 And I ^F#7told her my names Taylor, And ^A/Ehere’s a little^F#m/D# extra f^Fmaj7oam" ^G7 When sh^A/Ee left I cleaned her table And I fou^D6/End a folded nap^D/Akin with this po^Amaj7em ^{D/A Amaj7}

^Amaj7Taylor^C#7, the ^Dmaj7latte boy ^Bm7Bring me ^A/C#java, ^Dmaj7bring me ^D/Ejoy ^Db7/F Oh, ^F#m7Taylo^Amaj7/Er, the ^B/D#latte boy I ^A/Elove him, I ^D/Elove him, I love ^D/Ahim ^{A F7sus}

So I sh^Bbmaj7ould’ve got my nerve up And j^Eb/Bbust said I wasn’t interested But since^Cm7 clearly she was interested It^F7sus all got out of ha^Bbmaj7nd ^F7sus Cause^Bbmaj7 before I found her ^Eb/Bbpoem we had had this conversation And I^Cm7 told her I was playing in the v^Cm7illage with my^F7 ban^D7/F#d

When I ^Gm7walked in friday to the gig in Ar^Bb7susthurs basement I saw Kr^Ebmaj7isten in the front row and I ^Ab7heard her scream my name Then m^Gm7y friend said man she’s crazy! S^Bb7sushe’s been here since 7:30 And sh^Ebmaj7e says that shes your girlfriend a^Cm7nd she’s really ^F7susglad sh^D7e came! And then ^Gm7when our gig was over She ^Em7b5followed me the whole way home^{Ebm7 Ab7} As I ran t^Bb/Fo try and look her I ^F7suscomposed another v^F7ersion of her^Eb/Bb poem ^{Bbmaj7 Eb/Bb Bbmaj7}

^Bbmaj7Kristen^D7, the^Ebmaj7 stalker ^Dm7chick ^Cm7You are p^Bb/Dsycho ^Eband you’r^Eb/Fe sick^D7 Oh, ^Gm7Kris^Gm7/Ftan the ^C7/Estalker chick, Yo^Bb/Fu scare me, ^Eb/Fyou scare me, you^Eb/Bb scare ^Bbmaj7me

^D7susI used to ^D7be the ^Gm7kind of guy who was^C7sus never ru^C7de or doubti^Fmaj7ng But ^D7susnow I’ve g^D7ot this lunatic f^Gm7reak in my life Every n^C7susight now at my ^C7window she’s^F7sus shouti^F7ng"

^Bbmaj7Taylor,^D7 the ^Ebmaj7latte boy^{Dm7 Cm7}Go away I^Bb/Dm not ^Ebyour toy!^{Eb/F D7} Oh, ^Gm7Tayl^Gm7/For, the ^C7/Elatte boy, Is^Bb/F calling, is^Eb/F calling the poli^Eb/Bbce ^Bbmaj7

^Ebmaj7Many a g^Eb6irl has l^Dm7et me cour^Bb/Dt her ^D7Never have ^A7/EI needed a re^D7/F#straining o^Gm7rder ^{Gm7/F Edim Ebm7 Bb/F}Krist^D7/F#en, Com^Gm7e find^C7 me now I’^Bb/Fm transferri^F7susng to a new Sta^D7/F#rbucks^{Gm7 C7}Ther^Bb/Fe’s 20, on e^F7susach block, s^Eb/Bbo good ^Bbluck^Eb/Bb! ^{Bb Eb/Bb Ebm7/Bb Bb}