Unknown Hinson - Your man is gay

It's ^G/Dpert' near 12 O'clock Do yo know where you husband ^Amis? You ^Am7don't know where he's run off ^Dto And you ^D7don't know who's he runnin ^Gwith

You ^G/Dsay he never holds you tight And he hangs out at that spot each ^Amnight You wait ^Am7up for him but he don't ^Dshow Well darlin'^D7, there's smoethign you should ^Gknow

Your man is ^Cgay As a goose, darlin' (?) ^GGay, and that's the ^Esus4truth ^E7darlin I ^Am7hate to break the ^Dnews to you this ^Gway But, your man is ^Cgay

^GGay, he's a ^Esus4flamin' ^E7arrow ^Am7heads up, babe,^D your man is gay.

You say he ^G/Dreads a lot of muscle magazines He likes antiques and french cui^Amsine Well darlin^Am7, don't you know what all this ^Dmeans He's runnin' ^D7low on tosteste^Grine

His favorite ^G/Dpart of the super bowl Is the locker room inter^Amviews Well ^Am7just add 2 and ^D2, Hey darlin'^D7, it's time you got a clue