Uncle Kracker - No time to be sober

^DI'm at my local Winn-^BmDixie Feel^Gin' kinda r^Disky '^DCause I forgot my s^Bmurgical ma^Gsk ^DAnd it seems the town is ^Bmwith me

'Cause, ^Gman, the looks are s^Dhifty I get from every ^Bmperson I p^Gass (yup, sorry) ^DI'm just here to s^Gtock up on spirits And get a f^Aew things for my home

So p^Glease can someone tell me Why all the t^Aoilet paper's gone?

^DThis ain't no ^Bmtime to be s^Gober^{D D}This ain't no ^Bmtime to be so^Gber ^DThere's a time and a place To ^Bmhide your face And I^G've got nothin' but ^Dtime to waste, yeah ^DYeah, this ain't no ^Bmtime to be so^Gber

^DI've had my fill of Zoom ^Bmmeetings ^GEmotional e^Datings ^DSince five o' clock arr^Bmivin' round n^Goon (it's stone time) ^DAnd I swear this para^Bmnoia

^GMan, it can dest^Droy ya ^DEvery time I cough, I s^Bmwear that I'm th^Grough ^DI'm like six feet from my sanity Just t^Aryin' to get back

And f^Gigure out why Carole Baskin Fed her h^Ausband to that cat (oh, man)

^DThis ain't no ^Bmtime to be so^Gber ^DThis ain't no ^Bmtime to be so^Gber ^DThere's a time and a place To ^Bmhide your face And I've g^Got nothin' but ^Dtime to waste, yeah ^DThis ain't no ^Bmtime to be so^Gber

^DI u^Gsed to crack a beer and throw on the ^ACMT But ^Gnow I'm sippin' vodka with the ^ACDC, and

^AThis ain't no time to be so^Dber ^DThis ain't no ^Bmtime to be so^Gber ^DThis ain't no ^Bmtime to be so^Gber ^DThere's a time and a place To ^Bmhide your face And I^G've got nothin' but t^Dime to waste, yeah ^DThis ain't no ^Bmtime to be so^Gber

I ^Ddo believe we ^Bmshould share cheer But I^G'll do mine from o^Dver here, and ^DThis ain't no t^Bmime to be so^Gber ^DI can't ^Bmwait till it's o^Gver ^D