TV Girl - Melanie

^AMelanie^Bm7/E, looks a lot like ^C#mStephanie ^Bm7/E She looks a lot like ^AJane, who looks a lot like ^Bm7/EAmy Who looks a lot like ^C#mEmily ^Bm7/E

^AMelanie^Bm7/E, I wonder what she's ^C#mtellin' me n^Bm7/Eow How she's ^Atwenty grand in debt, or someone ^Bm7/Efamous that she slept with Or how ^C#meverybody loves her, what ^Bm7/Edrugs she doesn't take, but ^AI don't really know why I talk to her, I ^Bm7/Eguess 'cause she has big fat eyes ^C#mSwallows awkward silences so ^Bm7/Eyou don't even have to try Be^Asides, she never really talks to you, she's ^Bm7/Ealways looking 'cross the room At ^C#msomeone who just came in^Bm7/Eside

^AMelanie^Bm7/E, how the hell'd she ^C#mget to be, the way that she ^Bm7/Eis? ^A How could anyone ever ^Bm7/Esay they really loved her? I feel ^C#msorry for her unborn ^Bm7/Ekids

^AMelanie^Bm7/E, she looks so ^C#mheavenly, she's nature's great cre^Bm7/Eation She ^Abetter be^Bm7/E. She has no ^C#mfemale friends, and she's not much for conver^Bm7/Esation ^AMelanie^Bm7/E, are you really as ^C#mmentally as dead as you ^Bm7/Eseem? I wanna ^Arip you apart at the ^Bm7/Eseams, just to ^C#mknow what's inside but I'm af^Bm7/Eraid of what I'll see I ^Aknow I know I know I know she'll ^Bm7/Ebe in the front row at the show She ^C#mused to date someone in the ^Bm7/Eband She ^Adrinks until she can hardly ^Bm7/Estand Some ^C#msucker holds her hand while she ^Bm7/Ethrows up in the van

^AMelanie^Bm7/E, how the hell'd she ^C#mget to be, the way that she ^Bm7/Eis? ^A How could anyone ever ^Bm7/Esay they really loved her? I feel ^C#msorry for her unborn ^Bm7/Ekids

^AMelanie^Bm7/E, looks a lot like ^C#mBethany ^Bm7/E She looks a lot like ^ATiffany ^Bm7/E She looks a lot like ^C#mNatalie^Bm7/E

They ought to ^Aput you away^Bm7 'cause you're ^C#mtoo good-looking^Bm7 They ought to ^Aput you in chains^Bm7, be^C#mfore you get your hooks i^Bm7n They ought to ^Asmack you around, they ought to ^Bm7cut off your tongue They ought to ^C#mshave off your eyebrows, ^Bm7send you to a nun They ought to ^Aget you a job 'cause you have ^Bm7too much fun They ought to ^C#mcarve you in marble, ^Bm7sell you by the ton, oh

^AMela^Bm7nie, ^C#mMela^Bm7nie ^AMela^Bm7nie, ^C#mMela^Bm7nie