Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro] AM / N.C. "You have now reached the audience participation portion of our album AM / N.C. This is an old sing-a-long song, and what we'd like for you to do is listen to Am(or N.C) The chorus of this song, and then we want you all to sing along." [Verse]

A ^AMSultan sat on his oriental mat, in his harem in downtown ^E7Persia He to^AMok a s^Gip of cof^Ffee, just a dr^E7ip, an^Cd he said to his servant ^GKersi^Ca "Ah, cu^Grse ya, curse ya, curse y^Ca! That's the worst cup of coffee ^G/Cin Persia!"

Ca^Guse... [Chorus] A^Cll I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper co^Gffee p^Cot ^GI may be of^Cf my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a^G proper copper^C pot Ir^Con coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are n^Co use to m^Fe! If I ca^Cn't have a proper ^Gcup of coffe^Ce in a prop^Fer copper coffee p^Cot, I'^Gll have a cup of t^Cea!

[Break] AM/N.C. "Ya got it? well join right in!" [Verse]

I^AMn days of old when knights and men were bold, and whiskey was much c^E7heaper Ben ^AMTurpin r^Gode to a coffee ^Fshop and sho^E7wed his pi^Cstols to the k^G/Ceeper He^C said, "Sta^Gnd and deliver! Can't you ^Csee that I'm all aq^G/Cuiver?"

Ca^Guse... [Chorus] ^CAll I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper c^Goffee ^Cpot ^GI may be of^Cf my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a^G proper copper^C pot Ir^Con coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are n^Co use to m^Fe! If I ca^Cn't have a proper ^Gcup of coffe^Ce in a prop^Fer copper coffee p^Cot, I'^Gll have a cup of t^Cea!

[Verse]

Wh^AMen Bonaparte found that he was in the cart and he lost that Waterloo fi^E7ght He ga^AMve his swo^Grd to Wellingt^Fon, my L^E7ord, and he sa^Cid "Those British can't ha^G/Clf fight! No^Cw you've had your Waterlo^Go, s^Cir, tell me what am I h^Gaving with you^G/C, sir?"

^GCause... [Chorus] ^CAll I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper c^Goffee ^Cpot ^GI may be of^Cf my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a^G proper copper^C pot Ir^Con coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are n^Co use to m^Fe! If I ca^Cn't have a proper ^Gcup of coffe^Ce in a prop^Fer copper coffee p^Cot, I'^Gll have a cup of t^Cea!

[Break] C/N.C "Well, we didn't exactly expect you to sing along with that last part since C/N.C. It was in French. This is your last chance, however it is the people's magazine AM/N.C. Version of this song, and it goes like this:" [Verse]

No^AMw King Solomon and his queen would carry on, so we heard in the ancient scan^E7dals He^AM bought her ^Glots of sil^Fver coffee po^Cts with diam^Gond legs and^G/C handles And s^Gaid the Queen of S^Cheba, "I'd rather have any old te^G/Ca-bag."

C^Gause...everybody! [Chorus] ^CAll I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper c^Goffee ^Cpot ^GI may be of^Cf my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a^G proper copper^C pot Ir^Con coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are n^Co use to m^Fe! If I ca^Cn't have a proper ^Gcup of coffe^Ce in a prop^Fer copper coffee p^Cot, I'^Gll have a cup of t^Cea!

N.C.

(speeds up here)

^CAll I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper c^Goffee ^Cpot ^GI may be of^Cf my dot, but I want a proper coffee in a^G proper copper^C pot Ir^Con coffee pots and tin coffee pots, they are n^Co use to m^Fe! If I ca^Cn't have a proper ^Gcup of coffe^Ce in a prop^Fer copper coffee p^Cot, I'^Gll have a cup of t^Cea!

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