Tropical Fuck Storm - Soft power

^AYeah hold your fire man don't ^Fshoot Here come the ^F#mOompa Loompa ^G#mwith the ^Anukes Riding his ^Ffly blown drone, like there ^F#main't no one ^G#mhome With no particular cause except what's ^Bhere now is ^Ahis Comin' ^Flike a T-rex with all the ^F#mconfede^G#mrates Lined us all up like the alpha^Abet Refresh my ^Fmemory again, I can't ^F#mremember anym^G#more The plan's we're either going to ^BMars or ^Awar I heard a lot of pro^Fmises

^AAhhh no no no no ^F This ain't the ^F#mway it ^G#mhas to ^Ago I ^Fheard how the des^F#merters made the ^G#mbush their home With coffee coloured skin, naked, ^Bgreen eyed ^A Prone to flight, ^Ffight, stay hid They'd pick the f^F#mights they ^G#mwin Saying fuck soft power ^BNo one's c^Aomin' in And no one's gonna lie to ^Fme

^AAhhh no no no no ^F This ain't the ^F#mway it ^G#mhas to ^Ago Now there's the ^Fsiege of the survivors in a ^F#mpock marked ^G#mbank Pizza boys and postmen charging ^Bat its f^Alanks A j^Funior exec under a ^F#mwalnut ^G#mdesk Calls the local news to tell the world whats ^Bcomin' ^Anext "they're takin ^Fpot shots 'cross the lawn with the ^F#mcurtains ^G#mdrawn But its like ^Ashooting at the Chinese Wall" ^FSOFT POWER

^AOh no no no no fuc^Fk They got surro^F#munded by the^G#m hot stuffed ^Acrust While the ^Fbillboard jolly roger drove 'em ^F#mbeige with ^G#mrage To glory hole shaped gr^Baves in their ^Ashopping carts And ^Anow they're all in heaven with their ^FBeeGees Christ Their souls are set free yet somebody's ^F#malready ^G#mbuying 'em Look up ^Athere! It's a multiplex hex of Tom ^FCruise At the ^F#mend of a ^G#mrainbow all our eyeballs rol^Bl throu^Agh He's ^Fpicked up the option, he's gonna ^F#mfilm the failed ^G#mcoup Right ^Aafter he makes Top Gun 2 ^FSOFT POWER!!! soft pedalled Everything was ^F#mgoing so ^G#mswell But now we ^Aneed to play our weak hand ^Fwell

Bye bye ^AScarecrow, hello old world I'm moving ^Bback into your shitty dump It leaks every time it ^Arains and I'm in here wracking my brains And I'm drinking ^Bvodka from a dirty coffee cup I always thought I ^Aknew once I shot through That I'd be ^Bsure of what I was giving up And the ^Afeeling of relief I'd get from getting up to leave Was never m^Beant to be 'cause now you've gone and fucked everything up And to ^Ahear me talk you'd guess I'd be the first to walk And that I never ^Bdreamt that I'd be missing you so much Every^Aone here gets the joke, everybody except you It must be ^Blonely at the top so let me lighten up your mood The ^Adown side is we're all about to get royally fucked And the ^Bupside is we're all about to get screwed But in ^Aspite of it all we'll miss you more than you miss us And ^BI'm gonna miss you So ^Amuch ^B So ^Amuch Bye bye ^ARichie, Chachi, Fonzie, Ralphy, and ^BJoanie Cunningham But when you ^Ago I'm gonna miss you most Scarecrow Scarec^Brow I'm gonna miss you most When you ^Ago I'm gonna miss you most Scarecrow Scarec^Brow I'm gonna miss you most When you ^Ago I'm gonna miss you most Scarecrow Scarecr^Bow I'm gonna miss you most