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i saw that it wasnt on here so i listend to it and figured out the chords. im not sure theyr right or not.
GMy girlfriend don't lovA#e me no moCre F GIm trying my A#best bCut she wantsF more
She says, why A#can't you be like that guy on TV, C A# F(stop) Who calls himself naked but wears a skivvy.
GI decided to make herA# some food, C F GSo I stood at the stoveA# in theC nude F
But then I found outA#, why hes not tackle out C Why hes not in the A#buff, while hes cooking his stuCff
F (let it ring) I discovered a whole new meaning to FAT FIRE!
IGm trying so hard tCo impress her D But in theG kitchen im making a Cmess-a D
My pastGas a huge diFsaster Em SheGs not in a hurry Fto eat my currEmy,
D (let it ring) And my soup spelt backwards is poosÂ…
ICve got a new recipe G
And Amaybe if he uses it she'll love me GOh postie, pClease delFiver,
GMy sandwich to JCamie OliverF It woGuld be the best gift I coFuld give her Em
D (let it ring) G If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef G A# C F (play this twice)
I can just Gsee him A#now on his shCow F BetweGen washing his A#car and ridinCg his moped F
In his beaA#utiful flCat, and his trendy speech impediment D (let it ring) Does he ever have time to cook'
G A# C F (mocking Jamie's voice) Well what weve got now is recipe sent in from merrick, yeah merrick yeah. It's a sultana sandwich, ya know, it's a bit wierd, bit like me, im a bit weird Im a bit out on the edge, bit cool, ya know, Im young old people don't really get me ya know cos im fantastic. Yeah im bloody great.
GOh postie, pClease delFiver, GMy sandwich to JCamie OliverF
It woGuld be the best gift I coFuld give her Em D (let it ring) G If my sultana sandwich made it on the naked chef
F (let it ring) Girls get Jamie Oliver, G (keep on quickly strumming) andÂ….stop. hahaha And we get two fat ladies With the improve bit im not quite sure what they say, Merrick or America or sumthing. it out yourselves. If u need help pm me.