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Intro: C Csus
CI'm lighting a candleG, as I'm looking throE7ugh my window F To the town square, tChe snow covered streets are lonely and bareG, F
yeah C CThe town Christmas tree, winks mocE7kingly at me, F
Cause I should Fminbe spending Christmas with yoGu. Dmin G
FI wrapped my last giftG and put the cellotape away, Amin G F
Dmin G Amin Amin/G Amin Amin Amin/G Checked the answering machine
FAnd in the distanGce, a choir sAminings G F AboGut the joy that Christmas brings
CAnd it's makiGng me feel blue, F Cause I shouldC be spending Christmas with you, G F
But it brCeaks my heart that that's the placeE7 I just can't be, Amin G F G F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E F F/E G C Cause I hate your family.
CThe day I met Gyou, I knew you cE7ould get me through. F
When we're alone, my woCrld is complete, you're all Gthat I need. F C CBut when your family call, G
they shiE7t me up the wall, F Spending time witFh them just makes my brain bleed.G C
And it's makinGg me feel blue, F Cause I should Cbe spending Christmas with you, G F
But I'd ratCher string my nuts up to aE7 Christmas tree, Amin G F GCause I hate your family.
DminThe night I first meGt them, The dogAmin was GdrunkF,
Dmin G Amin Amin/G Amin Amin Amin/G And your father threatened me with a knife.
FYour sister showed mGe Her collAminection of eGelsF,
And whatG she did then will stay with me for life. C G F F F/G F F/G F F/G G And it's making me spu,
Cause I should Cbe spending Christmas with you, G F But I'd rathCer drink a tumbler fuE7ll of walrus wee, Amin G F
GCause I hate your family. CWith your brothGer doing dick tricks at the table, F
CI can't belieGve your mum asked me to play spin the bottle. F Yeah I'd ratherC be enclosed in a bE7ox of killer bees, Amin G D7
Yeah I'd ratheCr be attacked by gE7iant chimpazees, Amin G D7 Yeah I'd ratherC wear a suit designedE7 by Jenny Keye Amin G F Fmin
Your mumC is dumbG F And yourC dad iGs mad F
G C F F/G F F/G F F/G G And that's why I'm so sad Spoken Part: C G F (repeat as many times as desired) G C