Tripod - Fabian

You know Das^Aminher and Dancer and Pra^Amin7ncer and Vixen,^{F Csus C F}Comet and Cupid and^Amin7... Chopper and ^DminNixon. ^{C C/B Amin}

But do you recall, ^F The lea^Fst famous reindeer of all? ^G

^CFabian, Fabi^Gan, Fabian, F^Aminabian, Fa^Eminbian, Fab^Fian, ^{C G}This song's for you. ^C

^CFabian, Fabi^Gan, Fabian, F^Aminabian, Fa^Eminbian, Fab^Fian, ^{C G}This song's for you. ^{C G}

^CThis is the tale of a reindeer ^Gthat nobody knows, ^{C F G C}Shoved down the back and largely ignored on ac^Gcount of a nasal disfigurement^Amin. ^{Dmin G}

^DminNot unlike Rudolph in that sense^Amin, The hall^Dminmarks are almost the same. ^Amin

Ins^Dmintead of a red shiny nose that^C brought Rudolph his fame... ^{G G7}Fabian had just... a cavity. ^{C F}

^GNo nose at all, ^{C F} Just a big ^Gempty space, ^{C F}

In the mid^Gdle of his face. ^{C G} Just a couple of chambers ^{C G}

^GWhat are you looking at? ^GD'ya want a piece of this?

^CFabian, Fabi^Gan, Fabian, F^Aminabian, Fa^Eminbian, Fab^Fian, ^{C G}This song's for you. ^C

^CFabian, Fabi^Gan, Fabian, F^Aminabian, Fa^Eminbian, Fab^Fian, ^{C G}This song's for you. ^{C G}

^CAbnormal snouts were surprisingly common in^G reindeer. ^{C F C}Rudolph and Fabian both fell victi^Gm,

To the elves^Amin and their cost-cutti^Dminng measures. ^G In k^Dmineeping their overheads down, ^Amin

The elve^Dmins fed the reindeer on reindeer. ^Amin And on t^Dminop of that, the poor reindeer were^C also in-bred. ^G

So Fab^G7ian had just... a cavity. ^{C F} His hoo^Gter was lacking. ^{C F}

^GBugger all schnoz^Cz! ^{F G}All this becau^Cse,

^GHis dad was also his sister. ^{C F G}Who he then ate. ^{C G}

^GThis chicken tastes funny. Can I have some of yours? ^CFabian, Fabi^Gan, Fabian, F^Aminabian, Fa^Eminbian, Fab^Fian, ^C

^GThis song's for you. ^{C C}Fabian, Fabi^Gan, Fabian, F^Aminabian, Fa^Eminbian, Fab^Fian, ^C

^GTragic but true.^C Dislik^Ded by his peers,

This disf^Aigured deer was alone. ^{D G A} He wat^Dched from afar,

As Rud^Aolph the star, Would lead a^Bminll the others b^F#minack home. ^G

But before y^Eminou get too sympathetic, ^{Bmin Emin}There's another thing you should know. ^Bmin

Sure, his nose w^Eminas upsetting, But rei^Dndeer are not quite that shallow. ^A

'Cause Fabian^A7 was... a tosser! ^{D G A}Not nice at all! ^{D G}

An arr^Aogant fool! ^{D G} A se^Alf-serving tool! ^{D A}

An absolute face-hole.^{D A}Ahhhhhhh...

^DFabian, Fabi^Aan, Fabian, F^Bminabian, Fa^F#minbian, Fa^Gbian, ^{D A}No-one likes you! ^D

^DFabian, Fabi^Aan, Fabian, F^Bminabian, Fa^F#minbian, Fa^Gbian, ^{D A}Surgery won't fix the vortex,

That is your black heart! ^D