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Tripod - Army Recruitment Song Transcribed by Rob rebowman@utas.edu.au Am(palm muted. Got that same beat as on the real adds) Spoken: Joining today's modern defense force is hard enough. First you have to choose: Navy, Airfoce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness, but even when you've chosen, you have to make the grade. (All chords palm muted for first verse) Verse:
AmI'm way toFo skinny for the Army' AmWay too Gslender for the job' AmWhat can IF do if my country doesn't want me cause My Amtalents onGly stretch to mini golf' AmI'm way tooF uncool for the Army AmAll that runnGing through car tyres AmI guess thaFt would come in handy if you invaded A Amcountry whose Gterrain was all car tyres.
Chorus:(clean)
BuCt I'm skinny and unclever Maybe Amnow more than ever ThFe technolGogy has caught up with me If warsAm have gone all electronic I Ccould fight them with my joystick As Flong as tGhey bring pizza to me Then I Ccould be in the Army.
Verse 2:
AmIt's not tFricky to imagine CMe in a bGunker Amat a screen ControlFling reconaisance robots Maybe minCe detecting robots Even robotGs who run through tyres
Chorus:
BuCt I'm skinny and unclever Maybe Amnow more than ever ThFe technolGogy has caught up with me If warsAm have gone all electronic I Ccould fight them with my joystick While Fwatching McLeodG's Daughters on TV Then IA# could be in the Army.
Verse 3:
I was neFver good at Pacman But Cat DefendeA#r I'd light up the skies I was neFver good at Frogger It's Cmuch to mucA#h like hopping all the tyres And if IF don't get in the Army I Ccould becomeA# an evil mastermind Live in anF underwater tower And Cwearing shinA#y skivvies all the time ThatC would be fine
Chorus:
CSkinny and unclever Maybe Amnow more than ever ThFe technolGogy has caught up with me, (If I could make up my mind) If wars haAmve gone all electronic I Ccould fight them with my joystick As Flong as they bGring pizza to me Then IC could be in the Army____.