TRIPOD - A SHANDY TO FAR CHORDS

Tripod - A Shandy Too Far Transcribed by Rob Bowman rebowman@utas.edu.au Intro: C A# A G

^CTable for ^A#one, ^AmPreferably ^Gout of the sun, ^FSomew^Chere wh^Gere it's quiet.

^CAnd a coffee ^A#too, ^AmBetter make it ^Gblack right through, ^FI'm^C feeling ^Gfairly shite.

^AmI don^G't thin^Ck I have enough class, To handle ^Edrinking from a ^Fglass, F# G(stop) Get me water in a pla stic cup.

G ^C& S^A#: ^CI went a shandy too far, I woke up ^Ein the bed of, F F# G(stop) Someone who I just never thought I'd do. I know, I ^Cwent a ^A#shandy too ^Cfar, I wonder ^Ewhere I left my ^Fcar' A ^Gshandy too ^Cfar. ^G

Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...

^CComfortable ^A#bed... G & S: (Comfortable bed...) ^AmShame about the ^Gpain in my head. ^FWhe^Cre'd I leave my shoes' G &a^Gmp; S: (Well, they're just over there...) ^CWel^A#l, they're over there, ^AmG & S: (Over there...) Underneath my ^Gunderwear, And ^Fwhe^Cre'd I ge^Gt this bruise'

^AmI can hear her ^Gcome down the ^Chall, EF And bang her head against the wall, And wish she ^F#didn't have... ... ap^Gpalling luck.

She ^Cwent a ^A#shandy too ^Cfar, I woke up ^Ein the bed of, F F# G(stop) Someone who I just never thought I'd do. I know I ^Cwent a ^A#shandy too ^Cfar, I wonder ^Ewhere I left my ^Fcar' A ^Gshandy too ^Amfar.

^ETake my ^Amadvice, in a ^A#crisis, Catch a ^Ftaxi, catch a ^F#bus. But if there's ^Gone thing you should never do is trust yourself, '^CCause ther^A#e's a caveman inside, ^AmYour brai^Gn's just comin^Fg along for the ride, You'd ^Gthink I'd ^Clearn. ^G

Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)

^CI don't know it ^A#all, ^AmWhen it will be ^Gsafe to call. FF# We used to be quite friendly, But ^Gthis could be the end.

C(stop, tacet from here) Because we went... Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far. (Shandy, shandy too far...) Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of, Bring back G Someone who I never thought I'd do.

I know I ^Cwent a ^A#shandy too ^Cfar, I wonder ^Ewhere I left my ^Fcar' A ^Gshandy too ^Cfar. ^G

(They all start shouting at once)

^COoooo-wa, ^A#ooooo-wa, ^Amoooh, Whoaoh ^GOoooo-wa, ^Foooh, ^GShandy too ^Cfar.

Neve^Gr happened to me personally, of course. ^COoooo-wa, ^A#ooooo-wa, ^Amoooh,

Is Mum in the audience again'!

^GOoooo-wa, ^Foooh, ^GShandy too ^Cfar. ^G

^COoooo-wa, ^A#ooooo-wa, ^Amoooh, ^GOoooo-wa, ^Foooh,

^GShandy too ^Cfar... ^G Scod: Shandy too far... Gatesy: Shandy too far.

^COoooo-wa, ^A#ooooo-wa, ^Amoooh, How much money' ^GOoooo-wa, ^Foooh, G(let ring) Shandy too... Scod: Shandy too... Shandy too... ... ^Cfar_ooooooooh ^C

Tripod - A shandy to far