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[Verse 1]
BmHe held a Ajob at the GBuckeye ECreamery F#Toolmaster of Brainerd BmHe had a Away with the Gold machEinery F#Toolmaster of Brainerd GBut on the day when the Dshutdown came GAll his old gEmirlfriends F#looked the same BmHe rumbled dAown for a Gchange of Escenery F#Hello, Toolmaster of BmBrainerd A G E F#
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F#Toolmaster of BmBrainerd A G E F#
[Verse 2]
BmInside his Acase was a GGibson disaEster F#Toolmaster of Brainerd BmHe played Aguitar like a Gmaster but Efaster F#Toolmaster of Brainerd GHe came to town on a Dcharter bus GToo young and Emsweet to be F#hustling us BmHe played guitAar like a Gnatural disEaster Play F#on, Toolmaster of BraiBmnerd A G E F#
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F#Toolmaster of BmBrainerd A G E F#
[Bridge]
N.C.Lost feet calling at the milking stool Up in Brainerd where the children go to milking school
He learned to play the Gibson that his dog had found
N.C.And it came to haunt the bars of Minneapolis town N.C.Now spell casters, the jeweled and cruel pastors
In town came to shackle and chain the toolmaster (he will!) A fool fast in the jaws of cash flashers
N.C.Insane with blue magic and flames Toolmaster returned!
[Verse 3]
BmA letter cAame from the BGuckeye Ecreamery It said, "F#Mr. Master of Brainerd..."
What?
Bm"We're going to Astart up the Gold machiEnery F#Mr. Master of Brainerd"
Why?
GThen all this old girlfriends lined Dup in the sky And Gtold him to Emkiss the Twin F#towns goodbye BmHe rumbled Aup north for a Gchange of sEcenery F#Goodbye, Toolmaster of BmBrainerd
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F#Toolmaster of BmBrainerd A G E F#