--- From South Park - Episode 315 - Mr Hankeys Christmas Classics Merry Fucking Christmas (performed by Mr Garrison) Written by Trey Parker (I assume) --- NOTE: I hope this is close to the original, it seems to fit and the verse can be played easily by simply using power chords starting on fret 5 for A. This is my first attempt at this one, corrections can be sent to [ROB at RETAYLOR dot CO dot UK] and i'll try and include update them. The chord letters in brackets can be played or ignored depending on what you think sounds right. Thanks. \/\/omabt. --- Verse (1)

I ^Aheard there is no ^GChristmas, In the ^Fsilly Middle ^EEast..

No ^ATrees, no Snow, no ^GSanta Claus, They have ^FDifferent Religious be^Eliefs..

^FThey Believe in Mu^Ghammad, And ^Anot in our Holi^Gday..

And ^Fso every De^Gcember, I go to the ^AMiddle East and ^Bsay..

Chorus (1)

^CHey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking ^GChristmas

Put down that book 'The Koran'

and hear some holiday ^Cwishes C (G) Incase you haven't noticed,

So get ^Coff you heathen ^GMuslim Ass And fucking cele^Cbrate.

Verse (2) There is no holiday season in india, i've heard.. They don't hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd.. They've never read a Christmas Story, They Don't know what Rudolph is about.. And that's why in December, I'll go to india and shout.. Chorus (2) Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus Incase you haven't noticed, It's Jesus's Birthday So get off your heathen hindu ass, And fucking celebrate. Verse (3) Now I heard that in Japan, Everyone just lives in sin.. They pray to several gods, And put needles in their skin.. On December twenty-fifth, all they do is eat a cake.. and that is why i'll go to Japan, and walk around and say.. Chorus (3) Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum. Incase you haven't noticed, There's festive things to do So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you. Ending

On ^AChristmas Day, I travel round the ^Bworld and say.. ^CTaoists, Korishnas, ^GBuddists

and all you ^Catheists ^Atoo.. ^CMerry Fucking ^DmChristmas

E C (G) (C) to yooooooouuuuuuuu....... (spoken)Thank you, Mr Hat..

Trey Parker - Merry fucking christmas