Well, ^Glately I been noticin' a gradual escalation, In your inability to handle your libation. Go ^Czero to sixty, ^DWhen you get on the ^Gwhiskey. Well, ^Gused to be a glass of wine an' you'd be fine all evenin'. Now I'm the one who says: "We're done," an' tells us when we're leavin'. Well, ^CI miss the way that it was, ^DCan't even catch the good buzz.

'Cause I keep ^Gworryin' about who's drivin' home, Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone. Who'll ^Cpay the bill, call a cab. ^DI don't mean to make you mad, But ^CI don't want that responsibilit ^Dy, And I ^Ccan't be with a woman, baby, ^Dwho gets drunker than ^Gme.

Well, I ^Gnever thought it'd come to this when I said: "Have another." 'Cause, baby, you turned into me, and I became my mother. Well, ^Chere's what I'm thinkin': ^DYou're interferin' with my ^Gdrinkin'. I ^Gthink I have an answer to our present situation, 'Cause you an' me out on the town's got built in limitations. So ^Clet me make this clear: Hey I'm the ^Done who's drinkin' here.

'Cause I keep ^Gworryin' about who's drivin' home, Who's got the keys, who's got the 'phone. Who'll ^Cpay the bill, call a cab. ^DI don't mean to make you mad, But ^CI don't want that responsibilit ^Dy, And I ^Ccan't be with a woman, baby, ^Dwho gets drunker than ^Gme.

^FI ain't tryin' to ^Cruin your good ^Gtime. But I ^Fdamn sure ain't lettin' ^Cyours ruin ^Dmine. You ain't gonna ruin my good time, baby.

Trent Tomlinson - Drunker than me